Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

rough patch rough pumpkins
- Hey. - Oh, hey, Kirk.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Thank you. I was in debate, junior/senior year.
I know we agreed to take some time off.
Devon!
- I mean, that's a pretty big red flag. - It is not a red flag, Molly.
Thank you. You look really... Thank you so much.
- To meet you. - Yes.
Great job, girls. Let's hear it for Patty and Molly!
What? Why? Why would you do that?
- I got the first one. - Thank you very much.
Oh, shit. Follow me.
that's all that matters. You just you stand up.
Hey, Kirk, so are you gonna go to Branson with your folks next month?
I've never been to Europe, I'm not a college graduate, I drive a Neon...
- What the...? - Shit.
I got something for you.
and we are going to enjoy it!
Why don't you look Kirk in the eyes
Hey, Molly. Molly. Check it out. So Deb and I are gettin' hitched.
that I couldn't possibly live up to!
Tom f’n Wopat, bro. Told you.
I thought applied to our relationship? This is cooler.
Call myself Stainer, so that nobody could hurt me.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Excuse me! - Hey!
I know. I, well, I'm not real...
The whole time you told me I wasn't good enough, you were right.
And, I'm sorry, but she's comin' over for dinner?
- Or a prostitute, I mean? - Oh, my God.
Even if you were a nine, and I was in a band,
- "List." It's "list." - No, it's not. It's "lips."
You don't wanna go to Branson with A-holes!
- What? - OK. You know, Molly,
since we broke up.
JP say "Fuck"
- he'll take you back. - No, screw him.
- Bye. - Bye.
No, no, no. No. No, this is not...
And, yes, I lied to my parents because I was worried what they'd think.
- Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! - Come on!
There is some logic in that.
OK.
My face doesn't have two testicles sticking out of it!
On purpose?
And, besides, she's not exactly perfect anyway, right?
I'll bet you Cam's balls look like this. It's like a baby.
So my boy, Stainer, hooked me up with myjob at TSA
And I'm ready for some time on.
- You son of a bitch! - Boy, good to see you!
- She's talking on her phone. - Dude! Go shit in your hand.
deduct a point.
- That's nice. - I'm just gonna leave this here.
and I am right here, standin' in front of you...
So how is this not gay?
- I'm working, and... - OK. Sorry.
but I hate to break it to you, it's not the same for the rest of us.
It's a tale as old as time, you know? Song as old as rhyme.
Kirk!
But also Kirk. You see, he told me to own that name.
I can experiment and get pretty generous.
No! "That's what I do. OK? It's how I roll. Deal with it."
Awesome.
- No, hey, whoa, fair question. - That's a fair question?
She knows a strange amount about bowling
- I love you like I love pizza. - Superfly Snuka!
Excuse me. Ma'am! You forgot your sweater.
Roger that, tower. Turn and burn.
- What? - Want me to help you with the gar...?
Doesn't mean anything, you know. It's like Greg.
- She's really great. Later, pirate. - Yeah. Bye, pirate.
JP say "Fuck"
- Evening. - What's up?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I missed you.
- I... - Honey. She's really cute!
Not what I thought you were gonna say.
First of all, thank you. Yeah, it was great. It was incredible.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Yeah. Let's go on a magic carpet ride.
Hey, wait! Cart, wait!
Flight six-three to JFK, you're cleared for taxiing on runway two-niner.
You don't want to go to the moon? Bullshit.
A lot more experimenting. You are like a scientist!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Yeah. That ever happened to you?
Put your... Put your feet up. Really get into a groove.
- She's beautiful. - All that hair!
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
No, you probably think that everybody gets free shit everywhere they go,
You know why? No self-esteem, deduct a point.
- Hey. So you got the tickets OK? - Oh, yeah. Thank you so much.
Kirk.
- Yeah. Thanks. - Where's your restroom?
- and then on S... - No.
My God.
- Well, everything checks out. - Thank you.
- That's what I'm talkin' about. - Oh, hi, sweetie!
You don't know that. Technology and stuff.