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(phone rings)
This is Rose, who's this? Mr. Yamamoto from the school district?
- It's amazing. - What's amazing?
- Thank you, Rose. - I just want to keep the record straight.
I'll hurt. But after awhile, I'll feel better and I'll go on with my life.
We didn't drive to Sodom and Gomorrah, Rose.
When I went to trade it in, they only offered me half the blue book price.
Look, I don't want to hear about it.
Shut up.
- for 15 years. - Are they still together?
If you're so happy, how come I hear you pacing in your room night after night?
Well, they would be, but his wife shot him in the...
I couldn't lie to you, that's why I told you.
My kids would have been clear across the country.
For three weeks he made me the happiest woman in the world.
Now, don't call here anymore.
Your car says "available."
Is he gonna leave his wife?
And polite. And good at math.
It was a very pleasant place over on Biscayne Bay.
I couldn't leave her because of all the things...
No, we spent dinner at dinner. We spent the evening at a motel.
boxer shorts.
Go on.
and not leave our hotel room until the board of health threatens us.
It's not a good marriage, Dorothy. It was over years ago.
That's the same attitude that broke up Debbie and Eddie... Eddie and Liz.
Oh, I hope I'm doing the right thing.
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