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Your car says "available."
- for 15 years. - Are they still together?
Is he gonna leave his wife?
No, we spent dinner at dinner. We spent the evening at a motel.
and not leave our hotel room until the board of health threatens us.
boxer shorts.
We didn't drive to Sodom and Gomorrah, Rose.
I couldn't leave her because of all the things...
It's not a good marriage, Dorothy. It was over years ago.
Well, they would be, but his wife shot him in the...
And polite. And good at math.
- It's amazing. - What's amazing?
Now, don't call here anymore.
I'll hurt. But after awhile, I'll feel better and I'll go on with my life.
Go on.
Look, I don't want to hear about it.
If you're so happy, how come I hear you pacing in your room night after night?
My kids would have been clear across the country.
When I went to trade it in, they only offered me half the blue book price.
This is Rose, who's this? Mr. Yamamoto from the school district?
I couldn't lie to you, that's why I told you.
(phone rings)
- Thank you, Rose. - I just want to keep the record straight.
That's the same attitude that broke up Debbie and Eddie... Eddie and Liz.
Oh, I hope I'm doing the right thing.
Shut up.
It was a very pleasant place over on Biscayne Bay.
For three weeks he made me the happiest woman in the world.