Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mr. Clampett, how would you like to buy the city of San Francisco?

Oh, I'd say at rock bottom prices, at least $5 a hit.

I know what modus operandi means.

And you know something?

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

That's a wonderful girl you got there.

Dan, Dan, that wild daughter of yours has jumped in with them ballers.

I'd know you anywhere.

Here you are, Mr. Jones.

I watched Dragnet for seven years.

Oh, there's over here, but I think the best way to see them is from the stage.

Ain't he a nice man?

It's the greatest spot for hunting you ever saw.

Won't cost you a cent.

You just passed the test.

Yeah, named after my dear old mother.

Why, you won't stay unmarried long in Beverly Hills, my dear.

She's the greatest yodeler since... since Caruso.

She takes care of buying everything for the kitchen, like pots and pans and bowls.

Takes you right up the hill with no effort on your part.

Your troubles is over.

This has been a Filmways presentation.

Never seen nothing better.

Well, it wasn't, but I've decided to make you a package deal.