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I'LL SEE YOU LATER, OKAY? I LOVE YOU.
THE DEAF THING AGAIN.
- I understand you're in the market for a mortgage. - TELEMARKETER.
CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, MAN. I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU!
- OH, HEY, HAL. - HEY, HOW YOU DOING, LARRY?
ABOUT THE DOG. HA HA HA.
ALWAYS HAD A PROBLEM TELLING FEVER.
ALL RIGHT, ONE SEC! THIS IS REALLY UNBELIEVABLE.
- NO WAY. - YEAH.
- WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? - IT'S A RAT.
- so to preserve your financial-- - RIGHT, HUH?
I PET THAT DOG, YES.
OKAY, THANK YOU, LARRY.
I SAID HER DOG LOOKED,
HE'S TALKING RIGHT NOW. SIR, I SAID I'M REALLY NOT INTERESTED.
Jeff: WHO WATCHES "GREASE" BY THEMSELVES? YOU GOTTA GO WITH SOMEBODY.
UNBELIEVABLE.
Loretta: LARRY!
- ALL RIGHT. - ( cell phone rings )
- YES YES, I'M CRAZY. - DON'T BUY HER ANY PRESENTS, OKAY?
THAT'S LISA THE MASSEUSE.
THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
- ( weakly ) HI, HONEY. - HELLO.
- YOU LOOK NICE. - OH, THANKS.
THAT'S GONNA BE GREAT. SHOULD I PICK YOU UP?
THIS GIRL MAYBE EVEN LOVES ME,
- 15 MINUTES! - IT'S A SLOW TOASTER.
- DO YOU HAVE A FEVER? - YEAH.
- ( growls ) - ( yelps )
YOU KNOW, THE MASSAGES, THE HAPPY-ENDING KIND.
- IT TAKES FOREVER. IT'S SO SLOW. - OH, IT'S SLOW.
THAT MAYBE DIDN'T GO OVER SO WELL WITH YOUR WIFE.
BECAUSE AFTER YOU LEFT,
YOU CAN'T PAUSE TOAST.
YEAH. YEAH, YOU TOLD ME.
WE'RE GONNA SEE A PRODUCTION OF "GREASE"
- I UNDERSTAND. - SHE'S HELPLESS. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?