Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AND I MUST HAVE SIGNED SOMETHING INADVERTENTLY,
LISTEN, DAD. I SET THIS MASSAGE UP, OKAY? THIS WOMAN GIVES LIKE--
IT'S A RAT. IT'S A RAT.
- DON'T FLIP ME, MAN. - HOW DO YOU KNOW IF I HAVEN'T ALREADY FLIPPED YOUR ASS?
- THAT'S TOAST. - I DIDN'T WANT BREAD. I WANTED TOAST.
YEAH, MISUNDERSTANDING.
OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
Ugh I got a headache
- HE JUST ABOUT TOLD ME TO FUCK MYSELF. - HMM.
YOU GOT A NICE BOUNCE TO YOUR STEP.
- THEY'RE OUT. - LOOK, I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO GO
AND THEN WHEN THE UPS GUY COMES,
DON'T DO IT, OKAY?
THAT'S-- THAT'S WHERE I MET HIM.
OH, LIVING CREATURE! DO YOU WANT THAT LIVING CREATURE CRAWLING UP YOUR LEG?
I'M DEALING WITH THAT FARKAKTE TOASTER DOWN THERE, YOU KNOW?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRESS DOWN ON IT.
WHAT? I DIDN'T TALK TO HAL. NO TALK TO HAL.
THIS IS VERY NICE, BY THE WAY, THIS THING.
- YOU HAD A GOOD TIME. - YEAH.
KIDS DOING "GREASE." YOU DON'T WANNA GO SEE THAT.
I WOULD THINK THAT THEY WANNA BE TREATED LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
- I'M UNFLIPPABLE. - HOW DO YOU KNOW?
- HELLO. - Man: Hi, is this Mr. David I'm speaking with?
YOU-YOU REACTED. THAT WAS-- IT WAS-- IT WAS INSTINCTUAL.
- YO YO! - HEY, IT'S HAL,
SURE, PICK ME UP.
YOU'LL BE AT THE PLAY? "GREASE"?
I KNOW A LOT MORE, TOO.
AND THEN I REMEMBER SCRATCHING MY FINGER
YEAH, I THINK I GOT IT. I'M FLIPPING ASS RIGHT NOW. I'M OUT OF CONTROL RIGHT NOW.
- ( whimpers ) REALLY? - YEAH.
THIS HAS BEEN IN THE TOASTER.
- SOMETHING WONDERFUL. - NO NO NO, WHAT, ARE YOU, CRAZY?
TOUCH MY HEAD. AM I SICK?
- COME ON! - LARRY, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
I JUST OVERHEARD THAT YOU HAD AN EXTRA TICKET,
PLEASE STOP CALLING, OKAY? I'M NOT INTERESTED.
HOW YOU DOING? I HEARD YOU SAY YOU GOT AN EXTRA TICKET.
- OH MY GOD. - AND LISTEN, I SAW A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE.
EXCEPT I CAN'T REALLY CALL HER.
- HELLO, HI. - NICE TO MEET YOU, MR. DAVID.