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- CAN I GIVE YOU A LITTLE TIP, HUH? - LET'S DO IT.
- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU, HAL? - GOOD.
SUR LA TABLE. SUR LA TABLE'S HAVING A SALE ON TOASTERS.
- ALL RIGHT, HONEY. - WAIT A SECOND.
- YOU GOT MY PHONE. - I HAVE YOUR PHONE?
I'D LOVE TO GO.
NO NO, OF COURSE NOT. I DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT YOU.
Susie: WHY, WHAT'S WRONG?
- OH, NO. - OH, MAN, I'VE GOT A HEADACHE.
TOPSY-TURVY THAT MOTHERFUCKER
- HOW DO YOU DO IT? THIS WAY? - NO, I'M--
WELL, I WOULD,
SO YOU REALLY LIKE MY SUIT?
Loretta: YO, L.D.!
L.D. DO YOU THINK WE CAN GO A LITTLE FASTER?
I FEEL LIKE EATING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG.
- ( machine whirring ) - Hal: THANKS.
You be suckin them boogs huh?
OH, NOTHING, UH, YOU, UH--
I’m the president of hittin that ass
- DO YOU LIKE THAT ONE? - ( sighs )
I'M SOR-- I'M GONNA BUY A NEW TOASTER RIGHT NOW.
Susie: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU'RE TRAUMATIZING THESE KIDS!
- HUH? - TOOK THE WHOLE CONVERSATION OVER.
- Larry: WHAT? - YEAH, NO, I UNDERSTAND. I GET IT.
YEAH, THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT ME YOU DON'T KNOW.
- I GUESS I JUST LIKE SICK SEX. - YEAH!
- I MADE YOU SOME TOAST. - OH, REALLY?
NO, THAT'S CRAZY. NO, DON'T BE SILLY.
BUT SHE'S GOT A KIND OF WAY OF LOOKING AT ME
- SHE'S NOT EVEN GOING. - SO YOU GOT NOBODY TO GO WITH.
HEY, LEON. SORRY, MAN. I NEED THE TOASTER.
- THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. - HEY. HEY HEY HEY HEY!
SO-SO, IS THAT IT?
SHE DID THINGS THAT SAY LOVE.
- HELLO, SWEETHEART. - I'M GOING TO THAT SALE. YOU TOO?
- THAT'S TOAST. - IT'S NOT TOASTED.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- L.D.? - YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY GOOD, I GOTTA SAY.
- HELLO. - HELLO.
- I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS. - ALL I KNOW IS, THIS GIRL, FOR GOODNESS SAKE--