Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I KNOW THE PERFECT GIRL. HER NAME'S LISA.
EVERY OTHER KIND OF HANDICAPPED PERSON YOU CAN APOLOGIZE TO ON THE PHONE.
- I DON'T KNOW, L.D. - LOOK, YOU CAN PUT A BAGEL IN THERE.
NO GOOD?
- BYE. - ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT EASY.
APPRECIATE IT.
I KNOW SHE'S DEAF.
- HAPPY ENDING. I AM THE GUY. - MASSAGE.
MMM!
SO, UM, WHAT YOU AND LARRY GETTING INTO TONIGHT?
- I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN. - ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. YEAH, OKAY.
- IT'S ALL GOOD. IT'S GOOD, ALL RIGHT? - OKAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? SPECIFIC SHIT, THOUGH.
- YEAH. - YOU LOOK GOOD OUT OF YOUR UNIFORM.
DEAF PEOPLE REQUIRE THAT YOU GO TO THEIR HOUSE.
WELL, YOU KNOW,
( '70s music playing )
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M SORRY. I'M REALLY NOT INTERESTED.
COULD YOU GET ME SOME WHEAT TOAST?
- L.D., MY MAN. - ( accordion music playing )
I AM GONNA GET MY LOVE LADY,
NO, THAT WASN'T TO YOU! IT'S A MISUNDERSTANDING!
- I HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH MR. BADNICK. - HE WAITED FOR HALF AN HOUR.
AND LARRY WAS THERE.
- SO NICE TO MEET YOU TWO. - LIKEWISE.
- I done moved on, dawg. - FUCK YOU, LARRY!
- YES, YOU DID, LARRY. YOU CALLED HAL-- - Larry: WHAT?
from Woodcrest Financial Services calling. I'm calling about the offer.
THANK YOU, HONEY.
WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S A MIDDLE-SCHOOL PRODUCTION--
IT'S A LITTLE SPIDER. BIG DEAL.
YOU CALLED HIM A COCKSUCKER?
'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANNA BE TOO ASSUMING.
NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO START OVER AGAIN.
OH, OKAY. OH, I GET IT NOW.
I LOVE THIS THING AND I KNOW YOU ARE TOO.