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- YOU FEEL ME? - ACTUALLY, I SAID, "DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT,"
REALLY? I WANNA TAKE YOU, HONEY. I DON'T WANNA TAKE ANYBODY ELSE.
THAT'S MIKE. HE'S MY EXTERMINATOR.
OKAY, HERE YOU GO.
YEAH YEAH.
BARACK OBAMA, "I'M THE PRESIDENT, I'M HITTING THAT ASS."
YOU PICK 'EM UP LIKE YOU LIVE THERE AND SHIT?
SHE REALLY LOVES THAT DOG.
- SHE'S GONNA BE LATE FOR HER INTERVIEW. - ALL RIGHT, GO.
I'D LOVE IT. I'D LOVE TO GO.
YOU CALLED HIM A COCKSUCKER. THINK ABOUT IT.
IF YOU COULD JUST GET ME SOME WATER AND SOME JUICE,
NO NO. I LIKE THE DOG.
- WELL, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING. - OKAY.
YOU DON'T HAVE A FEVER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- OH, SHIT, MY PHONE. - Loretta: WHAT NOW?
DAD, I'M THRILLED
MY WIFE COULD GET BETTER BY TOMORROW.
- YOU KNOW? - YEAH.
- THIS IS IT. - YEAH. UH, THAT WAS--
YOU WANT ME TO COME BY, MAKE A SPECIAL TRIP?
OKAY? IT'S OFFENSIVE. I THOUGHT YOU WERE CALLING BACK
I'M TRYING TO CALL MY BOOS, MAN. GONNA USE SPEED DIAL,