Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OKAY, I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO COME BY.

LARRY, THIS MEANS "COCKSUCKER."

DO YOU REALIZE HOW SICK I AM?

YOUR LADY CAME ON TO ME. I HIT THAT ASS AND I MOVED ON, DAWG.

I’m the president of hittin that a$$

- OH. - ( moans )

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WITH THIS HAPPY ENDING.

YOU KNOW, HAPPY-ENDING MASSAGES. SHE GIVES THEM TO EVERYBODY.

( laughs ) SCHMOHAWK.

- Leon: WHAT THE FUCK? - THEY'RE CRAZY.

OH, BOY, WHAT A MASSAGE,

MAN, OH, MAN. I CAN'T TAKE IT.

- I WAS IN THE MEN'S ROOM EARLIER WITH HAL... - Susie: MM-HMM.

- REALLY? - I HAD A NICE MASSAGE.

- OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. - REALLY?

( laughs ) OH, OH--

ANYWAY, I JUST WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT AND TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON.

TO LIKE THEIR CLIENTS.

SO I'M GONNA TAKE HER SOME JUICE AND SEE IF SHE CAN HOLD IT DOWN.

- DO YOU PET THAT DOG? - YEAH, I PET--

- YOU PET THAT DOG? YOU PET THAT DOG? - I PET THAT DOG.

SHE'S NOT ABLE TO DETECT TONE.

HE'S ALREADY FILLED THE POSITION.

- I'M BUYING A NEW TOASTER! - AND I'M GONNA GET A TOASTER FOR LISA.

- TOPSY-TURVY THAT MOTHERFUCKER. - YEAH YEAH YEAH.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

I WOULDN'T THINK THEY WOULD WANT THAT. THAT'S ALL.

WHEAT TOAST? YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT'S BAD. "COCKSUCKER," COME ON.

- GOOD. - ( sighs )

I STILL WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD COME BY AND APOLOGIZE TO HER.

YES! BECAUSE OF THAT DAMNED TOASTER, I MISSED MY JOB INTERVIEW.

ONE OF YOUR NEIGHBORS HAD AN INFESTATION.

I JUST CALLED LEON BLACK TO OFFER HIM THAT JOB.

- GOOD. - I ALREADY KIND OF KNOW THE AREA...

- AH. SO THAT'S THE BAGEL SIDE... - YES,

I AM GONNA GET HER A TOASTER.

- HEY, YOU TOOK MY PHONE, MAN. - WHAT?!

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THEY"? - WELL, DEAF PEOPLE,