Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ooh-ooh, Ooh-ooh,

This is Eric's fault for taking off.

I'm Midge, the second best thing that ever happened to him.

Look, would it make you feel better if I told you that Eric left a note?

The syrup we share every morning?

and all I can think about is what's my dad doing,

Huh. I should probably return these earrings I didn't know were yours.

But here's the difference.. I stayed.

- And you brought me flowers? - No, these are for me.

Well, there are times when a mother has to be there for her baby,

- ..so I don't really care. - Oh, but, Steven, you have to care!

May I say from experience, when you're dealing with two ladies, the end won't be pretty,

Okay, well, I can't do it.

How could Eric ditch me the night before our wedding without saying one word?

"Friend"? I don't think so.

You know, so you can enjoy it, like, do a flip or something.

I'm too old for this crap!