Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but nobody knows me, nobody really knows me
Nobody says that, that is rude.
a corporeal entity if possible.
I thought it was funny.
Oh my God yes.
I can understand not wanting to die prematurely,
Girls aren't gay-blind anymore,
How about snollygoster?
I don't know why I'm here.
I'm still a little bit scared of the p-word.
Remember Jenna has a troubled past.
I don't see the irony in that,
That's why they never had any sex.
so she was always gone
that Korean Air flight and never look back.
There's an inverse correlation between
Trent this is Todd.
- because its the thing - It's the thing
You know I've actually never seen
I can't believe I just fucking did that.
Can I choose to punch you in the face right now?
You didn't even let me finish.
you are to feel pain.
- Yeah. - No Todd. Come on.
I didn't have a moment of sonder until last year.
- You shouldn't. - I know.
five to 10% of whom identify as gay or bisexual.
It's from Crate and Barrel.
- extraversion, - Sometimes.
Fucking consummation, it's redundant.
and it stresses me out and the worst part
I wasn't sure it was the best idea,
and he's in banks or something
I dare you to give everyone at this party a lap dance.
Except for suicidal people.
Just because you can control your brain,
- I'm projecting. - If Rory was a man,
Okay so call me back sometime or whatever. Bye.
You know I didn't think he liked me either.
Listen to your girlfriend son.
- I don't know. - You're crazy.
It's your smart people what?
and then she rolls over and accidentally smothers me.
don't hate yourself, that's sad.
he is great.
and motorcycles and
What?
named Sonny Weathers and you planned
- Mexicans. - Bingo, and you all know
didn't have sex with a monkey.
Anyway Rory makes me a better person,
Thank you.
life would be so much easier.
but I'm actually straight.
Well every rainbow
- Great job. - You're really loud.
- Todd. - Meg.
Oh I heard he slept with James Dean.
I don't have a dad,
And for me I mean,
won't you please just give me a smile?
And that's denial.
the closest star excluding our sun,
Nobody has ever been murdered
Hi yes yeah I am.
she keeps nagging me and she's like,
of "Gilmore Girls" where Lorelei calls Luke
Baby if you love me,
No.
60% will find me unattractive
had given up?
Todd. I'm not ready for this,
Baby if you love me,
more compulsions so if you could please refer me
but if it was an emergency
Or a heroin addict or just had a real crooked face like you?
Oh take off your shoes.
I'd probably end up like the mother in
Pussy.
You should have thought of that.
has nothing to do with my OCD
Sure we all like to think there's this soul mate
So you're legit OCD right?
and you become sad because you can no longer eat it.
Yes.
Well woman, well girl.
I live with my boo,
this is too soon.
if you had cancer and you needed help,
What if I have homosexual anxiety OCD?
of a well-oiled woman.
and it never did and it really bothered me.
The only thing is,
- He did. - No he was married
I think they're just happy that you're happy.
Okay thank you. Drive safe.
- The sun. - You're afraid of the sun?
and you're the only person I don't mind losing to,
You're confused?
- Overall yes. - Oh. Well,
and wait for you to hurt me.
Everything's sort of in disarray at the moment.
no, this is the best,
and we both hate babies.
Baby if you love me, won't you please just give me a smile?
Realistically?
Okay well I don't.
no, I'd let Obama die.
just a little snip, snip.
Sorry political labels?
Hmm. Does rape count?
You plan out all your suppers in advance.
because she really needed her best friend.
I know I sound like...
You should write up a cost-benefit analysis.
I have a headache, I think it's all that snollygoster I ate.
Well it's our Doc night.
But they're probably not the jumping type.
but the harsh reality is not everybody gets that.
You know like isn't that why our forefathers
I didn't get the Evite.
That girl is something else,
Nope but ironically we have 10,000 spoons!
Yes, no, no Todd it's still not.
I'm allergic, she just hates them.
And the thing is when I say them out loud,
But you can't make it get on a roller coaster
- Did you? - Yeah I was in every play.
you're definitely gay.
but then I met you and I don't have to scour
I just, the library is hiring,
No he's too fast,
Yeah most of the time.
What's the line again?
until he got rabies and then Travis shot him
I don't think that's what happens.
stop blocking my ass
Do you want my autograph?
- Is it? - You know Todd
Anyway I'm trying to be less negative
he just invited me because he knew I'd be available.
- kill a baby. - What?
for randomly meeting any one of them
- and we were short-handed. - Why didn't you fire Jamie?
and he would be a perect talent manager for Rory.
Dad?
for the rest of our lives because I wanna watch you die.
- I don't watch - "Will and Grace".
Heath Ledger.
It has been so long,
and he almost got arrested and we never went back.