Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't deflect move

just use the safe word.

Do you wanna be my birthday buddy?

What's a snollygoster?

we haven't picked one yet.

He usually doesn't even respond to my texts.

and even if we were married it would be annulled

or have nowhere to go, one or the other.

- please yeah. - Okay sure great,

Have ugly, will travel.

- I Rove Rory. - Yeah and then you can be

Yeah the theme is iconic movie couples.

What you'd literally kill somebody?

Right yes, dead dad.

Well I was until now.

and sign up to be a terrorist,

Well they say that things you don't like

Okay call me back. Bye.

I think I thought you were dead.

Well I think your butt knows what your heart wants.

you get too emotional also the toasters always off

it's sort of our way to cling to some kind of permanence.

Do you have an agent?

I don't think that Whole Foods sells camel.

that we're gonna play a grown-up game.

No but I get that a lot, I don't know why.

I didn't even know you were an actress.

I'm just gonna.

When you think about it,

Well we have everything we need.

Oh good. Me too. So many times.

I could offer an anecdote to the contrary.

Here's what I would do.

but I forgot the knife and I'm like,

Yes. Oh my God.

Not the massacre itself,

pick me, I pick dare.

and guess who's popping out the most babies?

I'm hardly in the right frame of mind right now.

The sweetest little baby. Oh my God this reminds me,

- I didn't get in obviously. - I did.

I'm ignoring you.

where Barbra Streisand calls Robert Redford

Well Hungarians can't make the 'th' sound.

- Oh I see it now. - What?

that reinforces society's idea

Whoever they are. Do you know these people?

What if I didn't show up?

- So? - Rory is not

I've always been clever.

But I can just tell I mean,

Paul Newman? No he's not.

Oh my God. Todd.

Think about it.

Excuse me do you work here?

What are we talking about?

Todd hey Todd don't, come on.

What are you tryna say?

about other people are usually problems

Hey Craig, random question.

You have to play Todd.

Yes we choose to be gay.

Or a more likely scenario,

he had a gay eHarmony account,

I realize that I may have undermined your OCD.

My friend Tracy would love you.

based off the 2010 census.

Todd doesn't like bodily fluids.

it's the white elephant in the room,

They're pretty, and they're clean and they're soft.

So that's why we confess everything on social media,

Todd, how long have these people been out there?

okay that's true you're right.

Have you ever done a sex scene?

what the fuck was that?

that is going nowhere.

What? Are you sure?

her interests, her intellect, her sense of humor,

my momma installed me with Southern values.

Can you say the same thing about Rory?

- Have you and Rory... - I mean dare.

so I can reach everywhere,

Oh don't be so self-deprecating Todd,

that I read at the Starbucks across from CAA,

Oh tiny boy. Todd you used to be so cheerful.

probability mass from zero to one number of meetings,

it means I was better than 87 other people,

Then why am I an only child?

But then if I don't drive a car,

surely they will cave to your demands.

I did some research and apparently

I'm in L.A. now.

You're type O, I can't give you a kidney.

You're one to talk, Bushy McPhearson.

which is my personal favorite

No I'm sorry this is recockulous.

No you know, meow.

You're in an emotional wheelchair.

I think I might not be gay.

I'm sure we don't like the same things.

you've never really?

Or maybe you learn to like it I don't know,

Yeah Old Yeller was loyal,

Oh no, I'm just being facetious.

Well it's kind of funny,

would you consider this man your soul mate?

and I chose and you're a woman,

I usually lie and say I'm a geospatial analyst or something

I think I might have like an acoustic neuroma or something.

The white elephant.

Just breath for me okay?

Well you know he,

What would you do, would you shoot the baby?

He's not exaggerating.

- has to start somewhere. - What?

The film was make in the '50s,

and I kept thinking that if I brought a boy home

I almost went to Yale because of the show.

special skills you can do a Zooey Deschanel impression.

Your drug addict brother, he's right...

Right you were yeah.

You know what I meant Todd.

I said as soon as I register as an organ donor,

There would be a proletarian revolution.

even if you miss you'll land among the stars?

He's Butch Cassidy and I'm the Sundance Kid,

Which shouldn't mean anything except that it does,

She's an actress.

and you're afraid of the kid

after they eat dinner with the,

Are you trying to say something?

since sliced bread.

I'm your best friend,