Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

30% will be in long-term relationships with each other,
We could try an open relationship,
Or what if my fear of being gay
When did that happen?
Yeah I live alone.
Todd, Todd if you don't want me to go,
When did it come out?
I don't mean that we choose who we're attracted to.
Doc night, is that some role play thing?
and I want simultaneous orgasms,
You know pussies have juices right?
The latter, I don't wanna die ever.
Like now or in general?
Not the way I drive.
But lately I've been experiencing increased anxiety
No have I seen you in anything?
and then only one dimple.
I don't think you would find anyone.
Like that movie "As Good As It Gets".
only 10% will have an IQ of 120 or higher,
- Dogs? - Yes dogs,
Oh come on, Todd is a big boy now.
And when you'd get to be so cleaver Todd?
You suck. Okay your turn.
Well are you even happy here?
- It's not ironic! - How can you say that?
There must have been a gentler way to phrase that but yes.
Baby I love you
It came so fast.
Is that a basketball person?
I know but he didn't feel foreign to me anymore.
- Oh I offend you? - Yes you offend me.
Well maybe if you shaved.
That's 40 in pop star years.
Honey have you seen my snollygoster?
but if you're with me I could be persuaded.
a repressive caste system.
I could just be metro. Or a hipster.
I hate babies. We know this. Todd, come on.
You at least gave him a blow job.
so either you're being paranoid
That's really unsafe.
we would have pregnancy clinics.
and you just have to accept that.
You can't cheat on an eye exam Todd!
No, God stop it.
- would know. - That little blond kind
Well I guess that's why my parents pay you the big bucks.
Have you considered that your symptoms
Oh honey come on. Not in front of the kids.
Oh imagine all the new things
Rory is a phenomenal actress.
Our names are not on the lease,
Wow.
Rory. Rory. Rory. Rory.
I love you.
and I tried to bring Scene It: Turner Classics edition
I can say it, I just think it's vulgar.
Oh and you just know that there'd be some sleezeball
but sexually attracted to nobody.
I mean we live together, we sleep together,
- Todd. - there is only a .0006%
I never really had the opportunity
Ryder, truth or dare?
I already know how I wanna die.
you have to humiliate yourself in a way
you're missing the point.
AIDS wouldn't even exist if some fucking idiot
Lucille Ball didn't make it big until she was 40!
And anyway I had accepted that, that I would never
Yeah but it's not your job.
Okay nevermind Todd
- Because - Because why?
And you know my parents will help me
Todd.
- from "Cat on... - "on a Hot Tin Roof".
"Oohh"
and for two they're not always clean unless you steam them.
Parents report statistically lower levels
So you said you're an actress,
We both deserve more.
it's who you know or rather who knows you,
Copy.
with your gay boyfriend.
because we can't accept that we are not
but they have a policy against using company knives
Todd say I wanna fuck some pussy.
- Oh my God. - I mean what if she
Todd, this is too meta for me.
The more you can project an air of antipathy,
No it is true, she's just with me for the sex.
we need to talk about Kevin?
who doesn't want to touch your butt.
No.
My treat. I just wanna smell it.
It's true, they've done studies.
You didn't smile on purpose, did you?
No, no, no, "2 Girls 1 Cup' is a porn,
but if somebody put a gun to my head and they said,
Do you really wanna know?
Oh it's you okay,
What he means is you would both make excellent parents.
"So what do you do?"
Ryder. Yeah, he invited me last minute.
but I was like, "I'm turning 18!"
why are you packing?
You can't say fag in America.
I don't like bodily fluids.
if you were available.
- Well that sounds nice. - But I can understand,
- Nice to meet you. - We're so happy to have you.
And who cares what society thinks anyway?
What if this is as good as it gets?
bombed and pillaged other countries
Okay you treat sex like the kid in a wheelchair.
Todd what is this?
I normally adhere to a strict no pets policy,
Todd, Todd what are you doing?
I think we all are.
because we have these chimerical expectations
and I used to do cognitive behavioral therapy
pragmatic he's obviously being hypothetical.
- Pardon? - One can like "Gilmore Girls"
What if Sonny weathers wanted it to rain
It is ironic because rain on your wedding day
- Babe! - Hi!
wanna ruin our relationship with sex?
Well I think you have a very narrow definition
we were having intimacy problems,
I just don't give it to them.
Well I get intrusive thoughts,
Didn't you get the Evite?
It's not fun when you know all the answers.
I don't think I could live with the guilt.