Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe, are you familiar with the filmography
- Why? - Because it would be ironic.
Both are scenarios I refuse to accommodate.
I'm projecting, I'm projecting,
How did you and Zane meet?
I think you're arguing semantics.
we kinda don't talk anymore, it's a bit fucked up.
But I'm not in a wheelchair.
I'm not crying, my hand eczema is gone,
I'd greatly appreciate it.
but anyway it's a porn video.
that's why they're not called functional pillows
I organize closets, I have great references.
I can buy you a drink.
Oh but we don't want children.
No I just, it's the same reason I don't wanna have kids.
how will I get anywhere when the bus is unreliable
- Okay. - Yeah?
Especially during the hours of 10 a.m. and four p.m.
Semen for the win.
Historically I will choose the handicap stall
so I didn't want you to, last week I had sex with a girl.
I don't know, it's just a metaphor.
It's not like I was mocking rape victims,
or I'll asleep and die so I wanted to see
nuclear missile crisis I mean that's,
because our Todd here has the aesthetic taste
My skirt is beige.
I'm proud of you, I just want you to know that.
Yeah.
No, Colleen moved to Boston.
That's disgusting.
Oh my God it means you're gay.
Excuse me. Do you work here?
Wow this is crazy flakes.
No, no you're fine,
Now you're both healthy, intelligent,
Oh right Todd this is Trent.
just because you don't like
Oh well I'm actually not supposed to say anything,
Sorry I don't know why I said that.
It's fun for me.
so Hollywood censored the gayness and you would know that
I just wanna fuck the pain away kind of thing,
the perfect guy some day,
Sunlight's good for your soul.
Oh well you know Ryder, he's fag-get-ful.
but you know, I mean I can try harder.
And I know that that's an offensive thing to say,
It would be ironic if we were eating camel.
Todd your favorite film is "Legally Blonde".
He's just so attentive right?
My first cousin once removed chiropractor's ex-wife.
It really is.
to a cognitive behavioral therapist,
Oh we shouldn't we're having a pizza tomorrow night.
Because like you haven't,
Hi.
Well it's just a theory.
- Three months. - Yeah that's like
- Yes you did. - My butt, my butt dialed you.
gonna learn how to eat me out?
Oh not yet. But I will.
and he's going to glare at me once he sees
They are so cute.
"I gotta lookout for number one."
You know how that movie ends right?
It's like a car crash,
I'm just asking you to listen.
that's been overblown by the media and popular culture.
You're Paul Newman in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof".
I know. Why am I thinking that right?
to "Building a Mystery" and he called it,
I'm confused. Do you want sex?
Okay. Like that? Oh!
Ah that was a smile.
I support you so does Ryder.
- No are you? - No.
Rory I love you.
You didn't do anything.
Should I get one, are they helpful?
with the cast of "The O.C." and then she was like,
strip naked and let me draw flowers all over your body.
motorcycles and pussy.
I will reject outright over various deal-breakers
to say that we're just best friends.
I love you but I can't imagine spending more than
You're so cute!
"Oh I'm so OCD I save the red skittles for last."?
- Lucille Ball. - What about Lucille Ball?
Can I ask you a personal question?
Oh I would save the baby obviously.
- Um... - Rory.
Todd next week or maybe five years from now,
DID YOU CHEAT ON THE EXAM? (Animation Meme)
is considered good luck even though
I, you know, feel bad for the animals.
but it's a bit of a drive so I wanted to see
I know that's temporary but,
useless, resource-consuming baby.
I would clean you up because I love you
I own all the seven seasons on DVD.
- Rory? - Meg.
Excuse me. Do you work here?
We're not gonna tell you what you can and can't say.
Making dreams come true.
Yeah it's also a joke Todd, I read the "Iliad".
Yeah, it just wasn't right.
what if he was a gangbanger?
I know, I don't get enough
the thing nobody wants to talk about.
People think that all we do is memorize lines,
I have a problem with being alone for the rest of my life!
- my guarantee. - That better not
It should be obvious.
Do you think I'm gay?
Rory will you...
but I'd also get to give up public rest rooms.
and tried to force you onto a roller coaster?
Francis says that
What do they have in Sri Lanka?
my heavily accented straight man.
I'm sorry I know I'm projecting.
My middle name is pretentious.
Approximately eight percent of whom are men aged 20 to 30,
Who scales one to six?
And I know that you're scared that I'm going to hurt you,
Hi it's Rory, my number is 206-377-2616,
I'm just gonna sit right here,
What am I?
to help with my phobias.
She's your fucking Katie Holmes.
While there are no conclusive studies
"Hills Like White Elephants."
I didn't say that I think I'm gonna be murdered,
and I just wanna be the way we were.
I'm just gonna take a shower first.
as I'm sure you can guess, statistically insignificant.