Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

when your father took you to Disneyland
We don't really talk any more.
Yes.
we don't lose track of time via intense conversation.
No it just got delayed but then
if you'd be interested in joining me?
Plus Marcus Stafford will be there,
Me too.
because it's usually the cleanest
Baby if you love me, won't you please just give me a smile?
Oh I thought you said do I come a lot.
Can you imagine that?
and you can either kill the baby or you get shot.
Great.
- is it ironic then? - What?
You haven't been a good boy this year Jerry Please help
Todd just leave it.
Well I did the math.
Todd come on. Todd don't,
Rory I'm so glad to finally meet you,
who makes it all about pleasing you.
In order to qualify for a reverse vasectomy,
Or what if I'm a heteromantic asexual?
My boyfriend is a god.
Will you please just like tell me what I am?
- He's got that tiny wiener. - Okay enough business.
I wanna fuck some pussy.
Don't, I'm just fucking with you,
the racism until after dessert?
- Judy Garland. - Ellen Degeneres.
Zane and I aren't best friends.
Your mom is doubly awesome because she's 50% less racist.
it's a logical paradox.
I watch "Gilmore Girls",
But if it was you or me,
It's a pretentious name, I'm trying to relate to you.
she had your employer info on file.
I think I'm going to die.
I keep telling them we need to get a second toaster.
It's not ironic, it's just unfortunate.
I just like the movie.
I'm sorry.
- Really? - No I drove.
and I will get to you as soon as reasonably possible.
You don't fly, how do you get anywhere?
So sex is the white elephant?
I got fired and everybody in my improv class
- I love your sass. - I love your ass.
Oh hey Craig.
Did you cheat, on the exam? Look, I said I didn't do it, man! I'm telling you the truth, man! I've been set up! Ya'll just too stupid to comprehend! Anything that's coming out of my mouth, man!
Hey Rory.
Let me.
Okay now you're just quoting "Hercules".
"The Story of the Weeping Camel"
Oh because you said Todd is gay.
Like danger is my middle name.
fault not mine.
"The stage is really life buster ha, ha, ha, ha."
Ryder's having a birthday party?
and I am so poor!
still pitches like Roger Clemens.
and an additional nine percent
Yes on both accounts.
I own all seven seasons on DVD.
No you're missing the point.
I think you have a Trojan.
Todd?
be a ring or I'm gonna...
No, no I didn't.
- he's never had any. - What, no really?
won't you please just just give me a smile?
- Can we do that Thursday? - Well we're making
- Just... - No don't even
do you love me?
- who's the smartest race. - Asians.
and then they shit into a cup,
Well I don't pay you to laugh at me.
- Mutual friends. - Group sex party.
And I know that they say
Oh my God!
Okay so like she's in on it then?
How's Todd in bed?
won't you please just give me a smile?
Tell me you don't love me.
- That's a no. - We're just taking it slow.
The guest bedroom is down the hall,
Get it off ooh!
- Yes of course I was there. - What happened?
and I don't even get a callback
What was the death count?
None of them are Ellen Degeneres!
Okay, okay.
won't you please just give me a smile?
Oh yeah you're right.
because he's a fag who's forgetful.
Todd.
No that is completely unethical.
Yeah.
I never had one. Thank God you know?
for work, for work, for work, what do you do?
but for me that's easy to come by.
- 'cause that's cheating okay? - Okay.