Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh my God. Avian ingestion?
Oh. Whose house is this?
I would literally kill somebody.
- Trojan horse. - My nickname in college
Good for you.
- There you go. - Aww.
Let's go.
but this is just a big misunderstanding.
is that you are trying so hard
- and then I just... - No it's fine,
Second of all I did mean literally.
at a spoon factory.
outweigh the burden of lost sleep, time and income?
and my brother basically raised me.
that actual bisexuality is a myth.
Oh my God, you're quoting "Sabrina the Teenage Witch"!
three days with you at a time.
out there for us who's going to complete
I must be out of my fucking mind
You heard the man Jimmy,
- without one. - I know sorry I'm looking.
or just dying in general?
- Okay. - My best friend from home
Okay I think we need to talk about
I am pretentious apparently.
Nothing?
I don't hang out with those people.
Sure yeah the color doesn't really matter.
some form of cancer throughout my lifetime
Why don't you call Dr. Lionetti?
How's Sri Lanka?
Unless it's off of a bridge or something.
I don't know what to tell you.
No I yes, it's a Trojan.
I want a real relationship.
Yes obviously.
fucking elephants. We need to talk about sex.
- No government could ever... - Oh God Todd, stop being so
The handicap stall is a metaphor
Yeah well it's different for me.
So you shouldn't have southern values.
I'm going to be a famous actress,
and then she falls asleep
if you had ever read the fucking play.
It does that.
It's okay Todd, it's okay.
I don't know what your problem is.
and I, sorry I have another call hold on.
No it's more than irrational Todd, it's paranoia.
You might like it.
God damn right.
Okay you know what, you can fix this.
Right, right yeah I know.
especially in my generation and I think that's generous.
to keep our relationship cognitively stimulating.
are being activated by emotional stress?
Hey Janice. Here's those files you wanted.
- It was okay. - Scale of one to six?
I know.
That's not really facetious.
Baby I love you but I just can't smile,
No my middle name is Preston.
to measure facial bilateral symmetry
- I'm gonna go find Rory. - Okay.
- So then what's the origin... - Todd forget the
I'd drop her if she wasn't my niece.
that are more important than personal happiness.
- Hi. - Hi.
the poop picker-upper.
Okay my turn.
Right, you done cleaning up?
- in "Pay it Forward". - Oh I love him,
I do not hook up.
Did you do plays in high school?
We're never playing that game again,
Of these 32,000 or less men,
Oh I'm sorry, I have a big mouth.
Zane's from London. Note the vernacular.
You tell me.
God why can't you just have sex for five minutes
So if you miss the moon,
- Where should I put it? - That's what Todd said.
Okay I am sorry.
Can I fix that?
But I can't drive for that long by myself
- And developmental stability. - Definitely not.
Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you?
No I won't admit it because it was just
Ow okay, that one was too hard.
I'm really asking.
Well I think that I can get it down to a three.
Do you know what that story's about?
- Professional house sitters. - Ah. Bangin'.
God, this is so awkward right?
"Brokeback Mountain"?
Baby if you love me,
The smell, the image, the sound,
Well the phrase is the white elephant in the room.
I know that all yuppies are miserable
my mom was, she still is,
"of Tidying Up" and I accidentally ripped
over and over again in your head,
You clearly haven't heard anything about me.
Oh not all parent I'm sure.
Oh no it's okay, it's okay.
But you need serotonin.
Oh yeah that's true.
- Hm? - What?
Baby is this your gay friend that's dating a girl?
Well I love myself when I'm with you.
I guess he didn't like me,
Only if you do.
and then it rained but only if he set the date.
for personal use and then you had nothing to cut
won't you please just give me a smile?
what ever happened to that kid?
Todd this isn't one of our debates,