Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I meant bread. - Well you said toast.

I know what I don't want.

stop having sex after 10 years.

If I didn't have to worry about

- Okay. - Oh wait, look at this one,

The more times I use the handicap stall,

I'm sure you guys are outliers.

Well I have a bristle body back brush,

Who the fuck wants to be a waitress?

I mean ideally I'll have a nurse to help deal with that,

He was stocking shelves, so I thought he worked there

Guess which movie couple we are.

We do lose track of time via intense fucking,

Fuck that pussy

For sure, I'm just gonna finish this

perpetuated by popular culture?

Wait why wouldn't she just hire someone more local?

because she was a virgin

for the holidays.

Okay keep telling yourself that Todd.

Like happy people.

People say that finding love is hard.

I don't want him to know that I'm relapsing.

I don't think that you can love somebody

Do you remember what happened

I don't know why I said that, I'm sorry. Come on.

and a washer and I don't fly.

What if that baby was the next Picasso?

Fine there does that make you happy?

You're right, people will ask questions.

Okay fine. I'm 'gay'. Is that what you wanna hear?

you've a start personality.

Who do you meet house sitting?

- What? - I've been sleeping

Like I'm not saying I'd go out

it's like when different foods touch.

because it conflicts with my idealized self-image,

- I want that. - Yeah keep dreaming, Jerry.

- Are you trying? - I am trying,

the ends of the earth to know beyond a reasonable doubt

intelligence and fertility

I wish I didn't have any holes.

Rain is not good luck.

- Focus Todd. - Sorry fine let's do it.

Oh nothing I just,

- Cauliphrenia. - What's that?

Not because she was gay or I'm gay

their artisan flatbread.

That's the one.

Do you really wanna know?

Why is it different for you?

But I don't care about them. I care about me

Frankly Todd, I'm surprised by your behavior.

You know what's really ironic?

Exactly I mean 65% of married couples

Like I literally have to drag Zane's tongue to my clit.

- Yay. - Thank you,

but you agree with me, you agree with me.

but I think that's because I've been

- AHH. - There we go.

from Belmont High?

Do you see a psychiatrist?

You watch "Gilmore Girls"?

You called first.

When management sees this loss of employee productivity,

I was mocking actors.

I thought you'd be on the at like Asian on rice.

to explore the female gender.

you don't land on anything ever.

That's okay, you have other good qualities.

- I have. - All those nights alone.

I'm fucking gay?

Okay so when can we expect grandkids?

Uh-huh, not everybody can make that distinction.

the texture, not that I've ever touched it,

I wish there was a word to describe

Sorry am I in your way?

Is anybody sitting here?

unless you put toast in it.

Like a Kinsey five.

- I like that name. - Thank you.

My sweater is green.

I'm moving to Seattle.

"I'm an actress." "Oh have I seen you in anything?"

I don't, labels are for vegans

that's a bitch to get rid of,

I think you called me like that episode

- the story forward. - Okay.

I mean he's always saying that his clients are shit

Well you are what you eat.

is such a sweet guy,

Well Todd made it up.

I'm cheating on Zane.

and I wasn't doing anything, I was just standing there.

It's so funny to think I was in here just six months ago

- Wally. - Okay dad can we save

Oh see I'm the opposite,

It's just lying on the floor?

He wouldn't know,

Oh thank you. I'm Elizabeth Taylor

worry about it yeah I'm firing you.

Impossible I only bareback.

- I don't know! - Those aren't my clothes.

I'm a geospatial analyst.

who doesn't work out, he's unemployed

What do you mean?

Oh you got it, we were worried

Yeah sure, don't make eye contact, don't smile.

It means that I'm possibly bisexual

Yeah well you'd be one to talk about fluidity.

- Thank you. - I'm developing an app

even if they don't really fit like,

What are you doing?

Oh in 23 days I qualify for medical

Again I'm so sorry I was late,

He did, he just memorized the letters.

There's a word for that?

- What's the safe word? - I don't know,

I'm sorry you're really easy.

So I'm romantically attracted to women,

I always thought my parents loved me unconditionally,