Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know, I know, I know I look totally different.

including but not limited to snoring,

- and be not gay. - I wasn't assuming anything.

See Rory. It's different for people

although you'd think with all her CIA training

It would be ironic if it was a knife factory

thinks I'm a huge bitch and I got a parking ticket

That was really good.

Yeah you got a good look.

Well it sounds like a real statistic.

And positive, positive, what's positive?

I just have to accept that you don't like bodily fluids,

Well I totally believed you.

Great. We're about to head over.

that that will inevitably falter to reality

in conversations to impress strangers

- Pillow? - Poop?

I think she should be crying the this scene though,

If you're doing it right, it is.

No I can keep going.

Look, I know that you're worried I'm gonna meet

- Oh. - But I'm also a checker

Well we can play a different game.

Okay fine I admit that I've dabbled

that you're the one.

the less you'll be approached.

That sucks I'm sorry.

- Oh I'm not that nice. - Yes you are.

What do you do on the internet?

Investing in Google.

as special as we think we are.

you might not even get one out of three

but only because it was no longer bringing me joy.

painting the Mona Lisa white to start fresh.

in my left ear.

and have I accused you of being a lesbian?

- Todd. - And I'm having

Yeah I changed my mind.

Well maybe if it was like,

is that stress causes cancer.

Don't worry. He's totally crazy about you.

followed by any other pertinent information

Tell me about it.

I love you too.

and you know this, but you know,

and I forgot to unplug it so it's on.

Okay Meg said and I quote,

I hate that question.

Can I hold your hand?

You're willfully barking up the wrong tree,

of Lars Von Trier?

You're like the definition of loyal.

Now of these 800 men,

So you're an actress?

on Skid Row with a trench coat who is like,

which is great 'cause I can't hear certain frequencies

Oh come on man!

It does doesn't it?

You know driving is way more dangerous than flying right?

I think I'm depressed.

Well then. I think we're making progress.

it's a logistical nightmare.

You just float aimlessly in space

You wanna do the thing?

either because I'm Asian, because I have a crooked face,

I'm the hostess and I've decided

have an obligation to combat reverse Darwinism.

but this one confiscated it.

I will be sexually incompatible with most of them.

I know what your problem is,

because it's set in Mongolia so we thought it'd be ironic

I don't want kids. Todd, that was stupid.

I must be dreaming!

and it's somebody's birthday and I made them a cake

but I found it repulsive and I'm with you now,

but nothing ever fucking manifests and I'm already old!

and I want my own friends that are less attractive than me,

Baby if you love me,

Baby if you love me,

because I do need your help.

like you look super helpful.

Excuse me do you work here?

for your state of sexual confusion,

- New York? - I can drive to New York.

Oh we're on a cleanse but you should try

the white elephant is an unwanted possession

Kids have been calling me a faggot at recess

I hate meeting people.

This isn't a comedy right?

They bring you unhappiness.

but I'm unclear as to what you're even chasing.

but that was before you.

but I can't just sit around

It's a vicious cycle.

and if that's an accusation then I will have you know

- You lost me. - I'm house sitting

You could. And maybe that's someone

I already have a lot of guilt on my plate so.

I brought Bananagrams and Exploding Kittens,

That's what Ryder would say if he was here.

I wonder if there's a word that exactly describes

I like girls, I've always liked girls.

And it's like, "baby I try,

Is it because of what I did?

he's like James Bond.

So wow here you are auditioning.

My sweater is green.

Didn't you read the play?

- Sarin gas. - No how?

- Todd, Todd is he gonna? - Oh God okay.

Is my breath...

I would if I could but.