Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you can change.
Awe you're so sweet.
Oh my God, oh my God!
If it's a joke yeah.
- The what? - The 'th' sound.
I didn't laugh.
I don't wanna be alone for the rest of my life.
Bitchin'. You can put them next to the jello shots.
- You're Todd's girlfriend. - Yes.
Todd you can not decide that you're straight
What a hoot.
There are four million people living in Los Angeles
to pass on those genes
We met in the self-help section at the library.
fas sgssg
So how long have you been in L.A.?
Rory, merry holidays.
I think it would statistically improve my love life.
They wouldn't have used the good chard,
Yeah what does my face say?
Okay.
Todd I think we're getting a bit off topic.
Go on then.
Jouska is when you replay a hypothetical dialogue
it's just the wine and the cake
- No. - Are you sure?
Yeah but don't Asians eat more rice?
It should be obvious.
I'm straight.
I know this is my anxiety talking. I just,
If you need to talk to someone,
And as much as I pretend to give no fucks
- Well that's redundant. - What?
You're the nicest person in L.A.
Baby if you love me, won't you please
before we give this another whirl?
get your sweet tush over here.
Stand up.
You had me at 'I'll pay you.'
and we've been talking for eight hours.
You can lead a horse to water.
- Why? - I am not discussing...
Todd?
Okay fine 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.
Okay, okay. Todd I need you to breath, alright?
- Good word. Corporeal. - Thank you.
Well that's just it,
Hey Todd, remember when you were
Have I seen you somewhere before?
Yeah. Okay I like Thai.
where they say the title somewhere in the dialogue,
and you're a perfect match.
So what kind of bagel are you having?
Look, Todd my point is,
You didn't leave the toaster on.
- Yes, yes, yes we win! - Yes!
that's in Venice. Where are you going sweetie?
or getting interviewed by Conan O'Brien.
Specific words to describe obscure emotions.
what my mother things invariably,
Maybe have you seen "2 Girls 1 Cup"?
Okay. They need to leave.
Rory?
- Don't encourage him. - AIDS.
I had a skin infection so I stopped.
No it's not semantics, the elephant in the room
or try anal sex. I get it.
- Oh of course yeah. - Thank you so much.
that's a lot.
What are you afraid of?
We also sit dogs, no cats.
but acting is really the hardest job there is.
- You will? - Uh-huh.
like winning an argument,
- even when... - Todd no.
Don't work too hard Rory Gilmore.
You know how I would eradicate stupid people?
People do crazy things
Maybe Rory's right. Maybe I don't love myself.
Oh, favorite Rory boyfriend on one, two, three
Sure I'd have to give up talking and I like talking,
I mean, if your blind or schizophrenic
Garlic.
if I'm more aggressive and I don't let political labels
is darkening her aura,
is basically comparable to an orgasm anyway.
You know I honestly thought that I would be an outlier,
It's Jerry.
Alexa, play slut playlist.
This is not normal.
in somebody else's body,
'cause like if I died now before I've done anything
for Ryder's birthday party?
- Mongolian Thursday. - Right, right.
because he might tell you you're in a wheelchair too.
- really I believe you. - Oh. I just didn't want you
We brought fluffernutters.
my best friend really loves her therapist.
Good, so a friend of one of my clients asked me
Well if you feel like you're gonna throw up,
I started screaming that he was kidnapping me
So cute. All of it.
Can't I just kill the guy with the gun pointed to my head?
You can tell a lot about a person by their face.
I mean I guess I would, save the baby.
and it has the most leg room.
we kiss sometimes with tongue,
Okay Todd, if you can't say the word pussy,
Super. Is that for me?
That's ironic you know?
Okay I have a hypothetical.
I'm just not good at this game.
If there is, I bet it's French.
Like he went to gay bars,
- Really? - I don't know,
Okay.
- Oh God what is that? - What's wrong?
how did you even get to Seattle?
You've never even see me act.
He's beautiful, he has an accent.
Oh okay, yeah I'm fine.
Did you know he cheated on his eye exam?
and I was valedictorian in high school.
I mean I really wish you wouldn't.
Todd I'm sorry I don't want kids.
I can understand if it was like a whole solace,
Software coding and I house sit as a side hobby
and you haven't even tried to fondle my boobs.
you know like, significant, I would be livid.
- Sure you can appreciate that. - Oh my God.
You must hate yourself.
- I think so. - Okay and you have to look
shouldn't be a right, it should be a privilege.
how I'm feeling now.
Thank you so much. Bye.
Or social delinquents who resemble homeless people.
"All of your friends are white."
Oh dare baby, pick me,
Okay point made.
but whatever, what are you gonna do right?