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Job?
I'm gonna break open my jug and some glasses.
Surprise!
Thank you.
Morning, gentlemen.
Hillbilly, that is.
It's a dry well!
Now you've given me Jed Clampett to shove down his throat.
But in the meantime, we got a viewing schedule.
For some reason, the fellow who was going to Bombay decided to get off at Albuquerque.
Ellie, a friend's in trouble and I'm on the board of directors now.
Mr. Drysdale has something he wants to ask you.
What have you done to this plane?
A real coffee break?
Mr. Clampett, how many barrels an hour is this well of yours producing?
I was just elected unanimously.
Mr. Braxner.
Surprise!
Howdy.
Ah, this is your problem, Melbourne.
I'm feeling frisky as a new shorn sheep.
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
Surprise!
The OK Oil Company can't find no new weld.
And that's the end of it.
B-b-b-boom!
You think this entire O.K.
Boy, I wish I worked on one of them big trucks.
Well, exactly where did it come from?
Surprise!
Gentlemen, our new candidate for the board of directors.
I've been wandering around here like a cow in a cornfield looking for something to do.
I know just how you feel, Granny, but we got to look.
How would you like a job as a director for OK Oil?
I'll get it.
Surprise!
Has Jim come down yet?
We've been flying for a half hour.
I keep trying to tell you we are off the ground.
May we have the vote?
Surprise!
I can appreciate the fact that Mr. Clampett owns some valuable real estate.
You're flying to Albuquerque?
That's the OK Oil Company.
Not yet, Granny, but we's ready for him.
Surprise!
He's a garbage man.