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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Well, now that I'm a director, can I get back to the loose carpeting?
You might say right in my own backyard.
Well, that's, uh... Well, that's very kind of you, Mr. Clampett.
Well, actually...
In case we hit a bump up there.
My board?
Bombay?
Try down the hall.
Maybe you can think of something else to make money for his company.
Surprise!
Surprise!
Surprise!
Oh, not for me, Granny.
Yes, I'll bet he'll have his hands full.
That pipeline's been losing 30 barrels an hour for the past two hours.
Chief, did you mean it?
Oh, good.
All right, passengers, we is going to serve you free drinks.
Wonderful.
I know what's bothering them, Granny.
We're letting you ride free.
Yeah.
That's a quarter of a million in pure gold.
Is that better down to the oil company?
Somebody ought to fix that loose carpet.
What?
The directorship on your board might be just the thing to keep Mr. Clampett busy, but out of trouble.
Surprise!