Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Splotchguard Stain Blaster:

Come here, girl.

and say something nice about me

Help me help Cyndee,

Because I cry sometimes

Spine-Snap Possum Traps:

then I'm not getting married.

'cause kids are selfish,

a terrible movie was something like

The only person who's ever killed on this show

I can't rock now 'cause I'm gonna get sucked into Cyndee's

♪ Unbreakable ♪

Tyler, when I was your age,

Methadone H. Charles,

or whatever it is you straights like about women.

Cyndee, in your pre-interview,

And you love them anyway.

Well, then you're a sucker.

What the Helvetica Bold did I just applaud at?

- I could get married. - Hmm.

Life is messy. Your clothes don't have to be.

he tried to drop me off at my old elementary school.

I did not get this so you could talk to it.

Have you ever heard of Dr. Dave?

tomorrow's in 20 minutes.

I mean, where is everybody?

with a video camera?

it'll be my lover, Bobby Durst.

That's why I never cried in the bunker.

Why is he asking a 16-year-old boy

And I want my Geena Davis.

like me with Kate Winslet.

Well, maybe this time, you let Cyndee do Cyndee.

Someone call the Irish priest who also does impressions!

I'm so nervous.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)