Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, then you're a sucker.

The only person who's ever killed on this show

Spine-Snap Possum Traps:

it'll be my lover, Bobby Durst.

I mean, where is everybody?

like me with Kate Winslet.

or whatever it is you straights like about women.

Methadone H. Charles,

then I'm not getting married.

he tried to drop me off at my old elementary school.

Have you ever heard of Dr. Dave?

Someone call the Irish priest who also does impressions!

That's why I never cried in the bunker.

Cyndee, in your pre-interview,

Splotchguard Stain Blaster:

♪ Unbreakable ♪

Life is messy. Your clothes don't have to be.

- I could get married. - Hmm.

Help me help Cyndee,

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I can't rock now 'cause I'm gonna get sucked into Cyndee's

What the Helvetica Bold did I just applaud at?

Tyler, when I was your age,

and say something nice about me

I'm so nervous.

And I want my Geena Davis.

with a video camera?

'cause kids are selfish,

Why is he asking a 16-year-old boy

Because I cry sometimes

And you love them anyway.

I did not get this so you could talk to it.

a terrible movie was something like

tomorrow's in 20 minutes.

Well, maybe this time, you let Cyndee do Cyndee.

Come here, girl.