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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
at first, I thought it must be another delightful prank
And since we tape five shows in a day,
Then I'd feel like this all the time...
Oh, it's just a Learning Annex brochure.
I'd do anything for it.
(LAUGHING)
So I say to you, good day, sir.
Bring me the pizza.
will not receive the other half of their $20 bill.
played by my very dear friend,
(BANGING)
because you're a baby!
this hairstyle is all the rage
But, um, my therapist has his own ideas about that.
I heard him...
The world could use more Tituses.
helpless and sad.
which is why I started a charity that goes around the country
you said that you hate the man
Mikey told me Shark Week is now a union holiday.
may I have your hair for a wig I dreamed?
my copper pipes!
And obviously she listens to him.
She never even liked me, and it's all your fault!
This way, all the popcorn gets nutrition on it.
Please welcome your Superstars of Tragedy.
Please welcome Thomas Vletchen and his syndrome.
Let's not do something that could go viral.
Oh, Meth-Head Charlie!
Oh, because I've only heard the kind of sir
but this Mole Woman... or man...
I promised I wouldn't tell,
Do what you will with my body,
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
with guys he meets on the Internet.
You think I want to be doing this?
You are the worst singer.
(GROWLS) ...in the bunker.
(GASPS) Titus!
It's rated R, and my dad is...
What is wrong with you?
please do not applaud, it's a trigger...
Ooh. (CHUCKLES)
Seriously, Kimmy, if you ever want to come back on the show...
Count your blessings.
When two homeless men love each very much...