Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Count your blessings.

You think I want to be doing this?

Let's not do something that could go viral.

played by my very dear friend,

The world could use more Tituses.

Please welcome your Superstars of Tragedy.

So I say to you, good day, sir.

Oh, it's just a Learning Annex brochure.

Oh, because I've only heard the kind of sir

please do not applaud, it's a trigger...

this hairstyle is all the rage

my copper pipes!

which is why I started a charity that goes around the country

because you're a baby!

And since we tape five shows in a day,

And obviously she listens to him.

you said that you hate the man

(GROWLS) ...in the bunker.

helpless and sad.

When two homeless men love each very much...

Ooh. (CHUCKLES)

Oh, Meth-Head Charlie!

But, um, my therapist has his own ideas about that.

It's rated R, and my dad is...

Bring me the pizza.

I promised I wouldn't tell,

I'd do anything for it.

Do what you will with my body,

will not receive the other half of their $20 bill.

with guys he meets on the Internet.

but this Mole Woman... or man...

She never even liked me, and it's all your fault!

Please welcome Thomas Vletchen and his syndrome.

at first, I thought it must be another delightful prank

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

Then I'd feel like this all the time...

What is wrong with you?

may I have your hair for a wig I dreamed?

This way, all the popcorn gets nutrition on it.

You are the worst singer.

Mikey told me Shark Week is now a union holiday.

Seriously, Kimmy, if you ever want to come back on the show...