Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's called therapy-tainment, girl.

♪ They alive, damn it ♪

(SIGHS) Why did you never have children?

Yeah, I'm crying on the inside right now.

that magazine covers tell us ties should look like.

(BLOWS) Grab it.

You went behind my back and lied to my front?

and there's nothing I can do.

But I was stupid to think

Here, let me guess.

(WITH JAMAICAN ACCENT) I'm the top nurse, and I never seen ya before in my life!

I don't want to be on TV.

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ I am a soda inventor ♪

at the grand opening of a new ribbon store.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

but it doesn't have to shape our futures.

puts mouths on butts.

This is dumb, Titus.

wherever they come from,

And also, yeah.

And that's not all I know.

They also hate trying on jeans,

If you're dead,

(DAVE) On today's show, a Mole Woman wedding.

No, this is you letting another man manipulate you.

Mr. Doctor, we have been standing here for an hour.

is the hilarious Louie Anderson, and that woman deserved it.

I guess I wanted to hold on to my freedom.

and it's just one of the many ways they were real smart about stuff.

First off, you need to put on a tie.

♪ They alive, damn it ♪

I think he's talking to you.

(LILLIAN) Hey, Titus!

So I guess next, I'll be talking to a picture of broccoli.

through countless serial sexual partners?

I wish I had a dad like you, Titus.

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the store microwave is for breakfast sandwiches only.

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