Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's called therapy-tainment, girl.

Here, let me guess.

wherever they come from,

This is dumb, Titus.

So I guess next, I'll be talking to a picture of broccoli.

I think he's talking to you.

♪ They alive, damn it ♪

but it doesn't have to shape our futures.

and there's nothing I can do.

puts mouths on butts.

at the grand opening of a new ribbon store.

the store microwave is for breakfast sandwiches only.

But I was stupid to think

(DAVE) On today's show, a Mole Woman wedding.

(SIGHS) Why did you never have children?

(SNIFFLES) He changes lives, Kimstagram.

You went behind my back and lied to my front?

(LILLIAN) Hey, Titus!

through countless serial sexual partners?

Yeah, I'm crying on the inside right now.

And also, yeah.

♪ They alive, damn it ♪

(WITH JAMAICAN ACCENT) I'm the top nurse, and I never seen ya before in my life!

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

First off, you need to put on a tie.

and it's just one of the many ways they were real smart about stuff.

(BLOWS) Grab it.

I guess I wanted to hold on to my freedom.

that magazine covers tell us ties should look like.

And that's not all I know.

♪ I am a soda inventor ♪

I wish I had a dad like you, Titus.

is the hilarious Louie Anderson, and that woman deserved it.

If you're dead,

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

You're Watching Trust Me On TNT You're Watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt On Netflix

Mr. Doctor, we have been standing here for an hour.

No, this is you letting another man manipulate you.

They also hate trying on jeans,

I don't want to be on TV.