Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think today is the first time I've ever gotten advice about girls.

and she's all, You're so grown up.

got me to flip my mattress.

I don't let other people tell me how I feel.

(CELL PHONE RINGS)

Nope, not interested.

(GASPS) To this day,

Okay, hang on right there.

- In more ways than one. - (EXHALES)

until they started throwing down sandwiches.

I'll have you know

And not just on the toilet pumpkin.

Well, Dr. Dave is a miracle worker.

- (AUDIENCE) Ooh! - (MAN) Oh, snap!

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

I ate my friends.

Yes, but they're mostly about Tyrese.

And you're like, Baby, your neck is so thin and bumpless,

What are you working with here, a Sears?

Oh, I'm not a mom type.

I said overness and done-itude.

I didn't say that, and I certainly don't want

You better stay away from my sides.

I'm in therapy!

Oh, I thought you'd never ask.

His friends call him William.

Women like a little effort but not too much.

Guess what, Kimmy. Gay guys can have babies.

that's what she said...

And then they turn on you for no reason,

You know, the last time my dad

They were my friends.

but in a bad way.

for a bus ride to Atlantic City on Christmas.

Thomas, the audience has spoken.

Young man, you come back here

Why can't you just support me?

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

and my name stands for something cool,

The plural is Titi.