Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is not how Cyndee Pokorny gets married.

Finally, Buzzfeed ranked her tragedy

And then I ate them.

It's something I saw on TV backwards.

and being set on fire by prep school kids.

with your fast-paced lifestyles of subway masturbation

Titus, I don't know what I just saw.

If anything's gonna kill me,

It's just, after I ran away from Vonda,

Mentally, always.

- Snap out of it! - Hello?

You're crying for me?

Since the bunker, you've been trying to gain control

Cyndee, Cyndee...

like The Human Centipede's Dr. Heiter

a bottom-half half kid after you!

What if you still think maybe it's worth it?

Well, I'm just so happy for you...

As a child, she spent three weeks trapped in a well.

So how long have you been in therapy?

everything a Titus should be.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

You look like a young Morgan Freeman, which many say never existed.

(IN GIBBERISH) A baby is always a great idea!

I saw it at the airport.

I don't get it.

It's well-baby, Baby Debbie,

Excuse me, sir?

to move forward and start a new life,

and her job is crying and telling people she's a Mole Woman.

"I wish I had a son."

I take care of it.

♪ They alive, damn it ♪

But she's making a huge mistake,

I'll do whatever you say.

Must be nice for Dr. Dave.

No, no, no, no, no.