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It's just, after I ran away from Vonda,
(SOBS)
No, no, no, no, no.
You're crying for me?
No.
"I wish I had a son."
And then I ate them.
and being set on fire by prep school kids.
I'll do whatever you say.
Since the bunker, you've been trying to gain control
I take care of it.
It's well-baby, Baby Debbie,
Titus, I don't know what I just saw.
You look like a young Morgan Freeman, which many say never existed.
But she's making a huge mistake,
This is not how Cyndee Pokorny gets married.
Finally, Buzzfeed ranked her tragedy
Must be nice for Dr. Dave.
If anything's gonna kill me,
a bottom-half half kid after you!
As a child, she spent three weeks trapped in a well.
with your fast-paced lifestyles of subway masturbation
Well, I'm just so happy for you...
Sir?
It's not fair.
(IN GIBBERISH) A baby is always a great idea!
Excuse me, sir?
Mentally, always.
everything a Titus should be.
Hey! Hey!
to move forward and start a new life,
Cyndee, Cyndee...
I saw it at the airport.
I don't get it.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
What's next,
So how long have you been in therapy?
It's something I saw on TV backwards.
like The Human Centipede's Dr. Heiter
No, Cyndee.
- Snap out of it! - Hello?
Heard of him?
What if you still think maybe it's worth it?
and her job is crying and telling people she's a Mole Woman.
♪ They alive, damn it ♪