Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(GASPS) Who sent you?

I know that was very difficult for you,

I am a person who deserves respect.

I just want to lie in bed and watch Titanic and cry.

unless it's a glistening panther emerging from an infinity pool.

Your mother is what I call your father's credit card.

(HAUGHTILY) Her vital signs are very good.

Ah, what seems to be troubling you?

You think me and Brandon having a baby is crazy?

It's a legitimate form of entertain-apy that started while you were in the bunker.

I can't get anybody to notice.

in addition to the obvious bloating and shoulder loss.

We're being careful.

Lookit. Can I at least shave my head?

'cause she went to college in a dream.

Oh, Mole Two is back.

but it'd still be a little Titus.

some big fight on my stage,

So do you think I'm dressed okay?

And how's Brandon?

(KIMMY) Titus, you still there?

but now that you've confronted your greatest nemesis, Kimmy,

Mikey knock you up?

Under the lights, she looks like a glow-in-the-dark Happy Meal toy.

Donaldson's Night Vision Goggles:

(AUDIENCE) Aww.

You look perfect...

Are you trying to help me,

I did everything you said.

would bring me respect.

out of hunger this time

ever since I caught it at a Backstreet Boys concert.

So you put your arm around her

So I'm hoping that the tone of my voice

You know what? I tried.

I thought you were a good doctor.

Titus and I have a Sears.

Oh, so my brain's a computer,

- What do you think? - Tomorrow is today?

That's gonna be, uh...

They don't tell him to poop in a cup up to a line

Yeah, we could do a show about you.

and laugh at keys

and not just 'cause I can't read Portuguese.

I set up a system of mirrors so I could see the TV from the toilet, okay?

(GASPS) Pizza Rat!

that you need night vision goggles...