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- I don't think so. - Come on, Drama. It's only temporary.
Why, so he can run off and lose all the money?
In fact, here he is.
So figured I'd just come and whack a few balls before I go home.
We stopped playing together, what was it, 10 years ago now, right?
- What's up, Vin? - E thinks you're gonna jump bail.
Dom.
Johnny, I thought you said he did a good job.
You could go down a lot more if you go on, Ari.
After we do the Ramones picture, I got this great golf script.
- And I don't like that fucking kid. - Okay, all right.
Hey, bro.
- Thanks, babe. - Okay. I'll be back.
- Wow, that was fast. - The kid's funny.
You've got to get me out of here, Vin.
- And the 100 grand? - Well, that's on you.
You said you wanted an assistant you could bang.
He is.
- Take a seat, Alan. - I'm fine. I said I'm...
The joy of me losing
What, do you think I'm stupid?
Ari Gold.
You're living proof of that, Bob.
I'll get the rest back to you when I get a job.
Yeah, I was supposed to play a round with Pete Bogdanovich.
And when I don't get what I want my day is done.
Uh, yeah, Vince, you are.
- What's this? - Got the list done.
(LAUGHING)
- You got this one, Alan. - Are you sure?
- I never heard about those. - I don't tell you everything.
You gonna tell Vince I did good?
Johnny, you come right here and say your line.
- I did not. - What did you get me?
Before you guys get started, I just need to use the toilet.
REPORTER: This breaking story. Oh, it appears...
I got a 9:30 call time.
Oh.
- Done. - Wait.
Calm down, Dom. Tell us what happened?
And a blind mother-in-law.
Do you feel guilty now?
Great. Let's shoot it.
Well, how's 20 a hole sound?
Yup.
I didn't know you were gonna be so competitive.
- I kinda got to get home. - I'm gonna get you home.
- Appreciate that. - How those want ads looking, Turtle?
Come on. You can talk to me about that picture you've been trying to get me to make.
I already did, on the phone.
I feel like you're about to attempt a prison rape.
- I said I'm fine! - Call 911 fast.
I thought the whole point of bailing me out was 'cause you knew I needed to get home.
Yup.
I think that means if you really want, you can fuck him.
I'm not gonna say anything.