Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Knock 'em dead.

- Joke. - Little one. Little joke.

either he's a hot dog or the genuine article.

They're responsible to the people, not party loyalties -

You wanna be like them? Waste of time - you wanna be different.

It is tying up traffic out on the Baltimore-Washington Parkway just where it meets Route 495,

No, they can't hear. Well, they hear each other, but not us.

There are five more states to be counted where he's on the ballot, out of the 13 to be counted.

- Just wanna make myself heard. - Uh-huh.

You start to doubt yourself. I forgot why I was there.

(TV) More on that breaking news. There has been a very serious traffic accident.

My name is Faith Daniels and I'll be the moderator

Meanwhile, at the southern borders of our country, four million illegal aliens

Well, it's not like it's a relic. It's a year old.

- She's in a stable condition, sir. - Thank you.

You'll quickly discover something is missing.

(woman) I'd like to buy a vowel. I'd like to buy an I.

Why did the President win?

- Staffing up? - Yeah.

You touched my things.

You're a comedian who talks about politics. So when you talk about politics without the comedy,

Will you be disappointed to go back to television?

to the degree that she actually tried to corrupt the computer system to get him elected.

Behind closed doors, I think they just have a good time.

Clearly a mental case. Hospital said she had more pills in her than a pharmacy.

(woman) Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for your patience.

Good, good. Give me an address.

- How do we know that? - I'm telling you!

Now is the past.

Leaving it to you. Well, Delacroy's not gonna say anything, and she's not gonna say anything, so...

She's a piece of work, huh? Flipped out in the company cafeteria, on all sorts of drugs.

President-elect Tom Dobbs.

Since you were seven.

Forthright isn't the word I'm looking for.

Fat, but light on his feet.

It will be diverse and include Republicans and Democrats

(man) It was of course a major coup for this Silicon Valley-based company.

Do you know how I might reach her?

comedian Tom Dobbs has been elected President of the United States.

It will appear democracy is in the shithouse, and by tomorrow Delacroy will be nonexistent.

That's why we're there. We're there to shake it up, and that's what we've gotta do.

- Do we know where she is? - Not yet, but we will.

I guess we should get this over with at the beginning,

According to my calculations, comedian Tom Dobbs has got 146 electoral votes right now. He's got 'em.

Comedian Tom Dobbs wins the Sunshine State.

- Can we get back to questions of the cabinet? - Certainly.

You're allowed to make fun of those in power.

and close companion.

Do you realize that 40% of American high-school graduates think that Joan of Arc was Noah's wife?

(man) Welcome to The Tom Dobbs Show. Please have your tickets ready for the ushers.

Private terminal at the airport? I don't know how to get to the airport.

Do something new for your boyfriend. Put in a little squeaky toy.

so no rules have been violated, it's just our little secret

- What's wrong? - I'm just a little short of breath.

It's my mess. It's my mess.

Just in the neighborhood, thought I'd drop by.

Everybody's gonna be satisfied.

Next time I want to go stilettos, something crazy.

I probably shouldn't have introduced myself. I'm sorry.

- There's no drug problem. - That's all I need to know.

Anytime during this millennium would be terrific.

They're gonna let him participate in the debate. Have we struck gold or what!

You know, I didn't mention this at the time when he was chosen Pope.

Basically, you have a thing here where, here's the operative word: party.

- You did? - Mm-hm.

Nothing but the best.