Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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That's why I refuse to run television commercials.
Not great, but better.
Shortly thereafter, Tom Dobbs was on the ballot in 13 states.
- Why did you decide to test the system? - I don't know.
Well, there's a lot of history to this desk.
- Why does he want to see me? - He just wants to talk to you.
- Your Treasury Department lost $28 million! - (Faith) Please, return to your podium.
It'll be an adventure, and you're all part of it.
We've got to preempt his press conference.
Unreliable results...
Faith, can you... Faith, can you hear me?
- Tom here. - Turn on the television.
- No, I can't. - Why not?
died this week of heart complications.
I worked out your bit with SNL. They really liked it.
(# Political World)
Shocked as the rest of us. Guess I'll have to clear my calendar for the next four years.
(# John the Revelator by Depeche Mode)
It's not something you sweep under the rug, you gotta talk about it.
Up ahead, take a right. I opened the door and the car went, Are you Jewish?
Will they say that you're brave and brilliant? Courageous?
How good the politics is, we'll have to wait and see.
On the West Coast the second domino toppled over.
They'll thank their wives, children, all their campaign supporters.
You have people saying, You must teach intelligent design.
- Oh, God! Did you hear what he said? - I believe he talked about fiscal policy.
When have you ever known me to ever take any kind of drugs?
There was a problem with the computer voting system.
You have to do the birthday toast now.
I'm saying let's have real security, not just the illusion of security...
That's terrific.
- To lift your ass. - Lift the ass!
"They're Responsible To The People, Not Party Loyalties -"
What are you talking about? Please, please stop.
Mr. President? Donald Tilson, Secret Service. I'll be taking over.
This week Tom Dobbs' presidential transition team briefed him on day-to-day activities in the Oval Office.
And for a brief moment, I thought, you know, I could be the President of the United States.
- Where are you now? - I'm in a shopping mall.
Other third thought I looked like former first lady Barbara Bush...
- Just a minute. - Mm-hm?
- Well, I called Hemmings at Delacroy. - What?
It goes back to the Johnson thing.
and for the first time included in tonight's debate, the independent, Tom Dobbs.
Let's face it, the reality is a comedian was elected President of the United States.
Yeah, but may I reiterate?
OK.
Every American believes their vote counts. Now you wanna tell them that's not true?
It's... I know. We're not on book anymore and the cue-card guy is going...
m-m-maybe I've done the wrong thing, and how can that possibly be?
I believe democracy is a collision of ideas. I'm not of the school that if you're not for us you're against us.
and I wasn't exactly pleased.
The air will be full of bullshit. They'll be thanking everyone, do all those niceties.
Maybe forthright... God.
- between you, me and the world media. - (laughter)
...and when the source is finally identified, Tom Dobbs will sleep with it.
that said four out of five doctors recommend this brand or that brand?
Now, right after the debate, there was a mixed reaction,
Hold on, I got a call. Hello.
# I'm tired of the Democratic Party Now I'm tired of the Republican Party
(Eleanor) OK.
So, if this vote holds true in Virginia,
I believe her.
...they are still confident of an election victory.
Well, Mark Twain once wrote, The only difference between reality and fiction
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