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and subsequently discovered that she was heavily involved in the use of barbiturates and cocaine.

I'm gonna make a phone call.

Mr. President, we have that luncheon speech followed by a White House meet-and-greet.

The poor have no advocate, because the poor can't afford a lobbyist.

and that is the Capital Beltway.

(woman on radio) Exit polls are very close.

However, Dobbs became upset when he learned that Monday would no longer be re-runs.

No, he said stuff to me. Like, what am I gonna say back?

Recently Delacroy had to dismiss an employee, Eleanor Green,

Look at this old C-SPAN. Congress is in session and no one's there.

They thought I was wild in the karaoke? Watch me in the next two weeks.

- Perhaps voters are keeping their voting choices... - (clattering)

(Jack) Eleanor became his producer,

- 800. - (woman) L?

(Tom) God bless.

When you have a political campaign that costs $200 million,

- (Tom) Are you tired of the Democratic Party? - (cheering)

(Eleanor) He's calling a press conference at 11 tomorrow. He's gonna make the whole thing known.

Over the course of the next week, Dobbs mentioned this four more times.

for Mick Jagger, just to say, This is your baby!

- Return to your podium. - It was a mockery a long time before I came.

(man) This story might fall under the heading of one thing leads to another.

Harkin's speaking about an amendment to a budget bill. It's empty.

He's in the debate?

By the way, you're not the President. Happy Thanksgiving.

As C.E.O. of Delacroy, James Hemmings lovingly watched his stock rise.

- Sorry. - (laughter)

I'm shaking it up there.

Oh, and over 400 just for core White House staff.

What's new? He used to do that during my act!

Democracy held hostage.

- What? - (Tom) Cold.

- How many does it take to make my point? - (laughter)

Tom, t-t-two guys broke into my hotel room. I don't know what to do.

- Hello? - Tom? Tom?

At 17 years old, I beat up a guy.

I thought I was President of the United States till Eleanor talked to me.

I know, we'd lose a certain amount of people there. But Chicago, the dead vote.

They're good eating once you get past the tumors.

They've gotta go do TV shows to explain to people what they're not doing while they're not there.

(whispers) Tom. 60 seconds. OK.

- It's a Mr. Potato candidate. - (laughter)

I'll back up now for harassment reasons.

- Just let me take care of it for you. - I got it. I got it!

Politicians will say anything in the world to get elected. Maybe I'm jaded.

We're talking about freedom of religion. Occasionally, religion crosses over.

And if I may reiterate some of the comments of Senator Mills

You understand the ramifications. Do you want to put over 1,000 employees out of work?

All candidates who demonstrate seriousness of purpose and significant support

What? And Indiana? You're sure?

- Hi. - Eleanor, is that you?

(man)...speech today will give some insight into the Eleanor Green situation.

says, Why did you have your hair cut? I don't know.

Did you empty out my purse?

One of those pump things with gasoline. You throw it all over their face.

Is anyone trying to figure out what happened with the system?

(man) On September 2nd something very, very unusual happens.

And now, voting with confidence.

- For God's sakes. We got some real trouble here. - ...and the airlines...

(TV continues in background)

When the dubbed versions come in I need to see the contracts.

Please. I've played in clubs for years.

They're already in their suits, waiting to be buried.

All right, go to the airport. You go to BWI private terminal.

to develop a fountain pen to write upside down in space in zero gravity.

- Where do you do your writing? - Usually on the back of a napkin, sitting in a bar.

- You wanted to see me. - Yeah.

it's like wanting to get laid and forgetting to bring along the woman.

which indicates that his message cuts across political lines.

We don't have time to keep playing this game.

- (crowd) No! - The same way we pick a jury.

(Tom) Oh, the house is so close to the street.

When was the last time any human being, any American, watched the debate and went:

- Oh, none of my business. - It is.

Those wigs, it's kind of nice.

Wait a second. Do you think anybody remembers the issues?

The FBI will confirm that you had no contact with Eleanor Green prior to the election.

It's gonna work like a charm. Don't worry about a thing.

- That's not good. - (laughter)