Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The first time I sat behind it, I had a sort of nervous chill.
I'm more than confident of my decisions, my positions,
So, we all saw you in Congress in that outfit the other day - that was quite flattering.
(click)
- (# Hail to the Chief) - Do we have a special guest?
I gotta play my game.
(under breath) Didn't realize you were such a bitch.
(man) From Studio 8H in the Rockefeller Center,
You don't want an amendment to the Constitution on burning the flag. Make it out of asbestos!
Really? Why?
It's an emotional issue! They talk about the desecration of the flag,
Foikk
- Why are you there? - I didn't know what to do. I thought this was safer.
(Hemmings) I'm surprised she's there. She should be in drug rehab.
- Thank you. - You sure you don't want one of us to drive?
and definitely don't put your faith in a machine that has less controls than a Vegas slot machine.
And that's why I have been a very rigorous advocate of tough security measures.
Sorry. I'm just a little nervous, guys. I do care.
- I don't do drugs. - Cocaine...
It was a very small cutback, actually. Just me.
Yes, my name is Rachel Tensions.
Good point. But this wasn't just funny in the abstract,
She tried to warn the Delacroy Company and they hid it. Bad for business.
(Danny) Oh, shit. Look what you did.
It's too much of a lead-in. Just the punch line.
Oh, God. I think I burned my lip.
She knows a lot about computers. More than you ever wanna know, really.
Please. It's all right. He's only annoying when he's happy.
Double G's before double L's.
The bottom line is Eleanor Green came to me and told me
Take your seats, please. Tom Dobbs will speak to you before the show.
- Do you think anybody'll believe you? - Sure. Why not?
- She hasn't called me either. - Well, you never know with females.
It started on August 20th.
- Oh, my God! - We'll have to start writing.
I don't know what that means, Eleanor. Listen, where are you?
This is our night to shine, Tom. This is the opportunity of a lifetime.
- did you vote for me? - No.
What?
It eliminates long lines and confusion at the polls.
(phone rings)
Just fine.
They're connected with Delacroy. I think they know I broke the code.
We would have kept this private, but additional facts concerning Miss Green have come to light.
Or did you fly in in that lovely helium plane? Oh, that's a blimp, I'm sorry.
is that fiction needs to be credible.
- (high voice) I learnt to read. - (laughter)
As word spread quickly, more and more members of Congress left their offices
but let me make this clear - we are not suggesting any impropriety on behalf of the president-elect.
which will invest in their computer voting system.
They're called the Witches of November. A storm from the Great Lakes.
I mean, OK, I don't know you. I mean, I know you...
It's going to be difficult to assess how the American public will respond
Danny, I told him.
- Are you tired of a Congress that does nothing? - (cheering)
...Tom Dobbs!
You'll get on the scale and the scale will go, Psst! I've talked to the microwave.
The next thing you know, they're patting down an 85-year-old lady in a walker.
I'm not just a tree-hugger, I'm an air-breather. I'm sorry.
OK.
If everything seems credible, nothing seems credible.
So what do you make of this woman's obsession with you?
Uh, Tom, the doctors say that Jack's pretty weak, so he could doze off before all the results are in.
I guess it was pleasure. It was a vacation. I'm sorry, I took a vacation! I don't know why.
How do you answer the allegations that you were arrested for smoking marijuana?
(reporters firing questions)
Do a couple of those Eleanor Green jokes and we get this stuff way, way behind you, all right?
put on music that I liked,
it's Weekend Update with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler!
- She was trying to tell me something. - It was snowing.
and he said, I think gays have a right to be just as miserable as the rest of us.
(host) Yeah, two N's. That'll get you on the board with $1800.
- Ready for your piña colonic? - What are you doing here?
You gotta go to makeup, Tom.
- No, this is someone else. - Who?
Lovely. Thank you.
The president-elect's just been shot.
it was very pointed and very to the point.
They're very tough about that. They're very skeptical.
We have to announce 14 cabinet secretary positions, or at least float some of your possible choices.
- Tom, I can't! - Why?
(mutters to herself)
That's from our new book, One Night in Paris.
It'll take 30 years to develop. Meanwhile, we haven't got any more fuel efficiency.
Thank you.
and lack of accountability.
- It's all about distractions! - Mr. Dobbs...
- James Hemmings. - James. Tom Dobbs, president-elect.
He's dead. Let's go round them up.
We have an extensive healthcare program.
No, but he should know, don't you think?
- Have you looked at these numbers? - Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, for God's sake.
Oh, no. I have a glorious love-hate relationship with TV.
It's his emphysema. He has a problem with the enlargement of his heart, but he's stable.
I don't know where I am.
Ellie, whatever your problem is...
I'm gonna talk this over with Menken. Come on, I want you with me. Come with me.
and definitely not lobbyists.
There has been one serious injury. Police have identified the injured woman as an Eleanor Green.
America votes, a leader is chosen.
- My cellphone died and some guy is after me. - I thought two guys were after you.
- No, it's good. - Well, he told me about your drug problem and...
I got a chance to meet him. Dobbs.
You can't just say it didn't happen.
Good evening. Welcome to this last presidential debate
- James Hemmings' office. - Yes, is Mr. Hemmings in? This is Tom Dobbs.
(Jack) Who gives a shit what talking heads think? Different is good.
You see, Mills and Kellogg both have double L's,
Police said a truck lost control.
more than from newspapers and actual news programs.
"- It's Forever. - Hold Your Horses."