Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I looked at the IKEA catalog and didn't see anything I liked,

- (Danny) Yeah, why? What's going on? - Paranoid, I guess.

- We're gonna change it, aren't we? Yeah! - Yeah!

- You wanna dance? - I don't dance.

why would you test the computer at such limits with so few days left to fix a problem if you found one?

We are now going to go live back to Election Central, where Chris Matthews is standing by. Chris?

- What's up with that? - Mr. Dobbs!

He refuses to spend money on media, saying, Candidates are not products.

OK, I'll be right there. Yeah.

12:30, no Hitler.

You're that Miss Green from the television.

and I sat behind the President's desk and I had a reality check. It kind of overwhelmed me.

It'll be the first time I'll be in front of an audience without him.

This makes golf look like porn.

She was trying to explain it to me. But it didn't make sense.

He has been formidable, as we've seen in these numbers...

- What do you want me to do now, sir? - I'm willing to offer her big money. Big money.

Well, just between you and me, Mr. President, you didn't underestimate me at all.

Which is wonderful. There's no sex scandal there, just great posters and incredible downloads.

since I am now the first show business manager ever to handle a president.

Hold on to your hats, folks.

(Jack) As for President Kellogg, he won against Mills in the reelection,

Thanks for coming. This isn't the actual show. The cameras are pointing at nothing

- What do you mean, it's not computing right? - Something's wrong.

- That's why we're in this debate. - Serious talk puts us to sleep.

not your wealthy, your gifted and your endowed.

I always thought the TV Nielsen ratings were full of shit, but this?

If you find the right naughty pine, you're gonna have a good night.

Listen, if there's an 85-year-old lady in a walker and she's a terrorist,

Well, maybe if you paid a little more attention instead of daydreaming.

I... I'm sorry.

She's right, Tom. As soon as the program starts and we see the candidates' wives in their red suits...

Bring it back, bring her back. I want constant updates.

A little intensive care package here. Red wine.

Are you nervous?

Unless somebody discloses indiscriminately, willy-nilly.

Jack, I've been trying to call her but I can't reach her.

- Yes, ma'am. - Hi.

12:45, no Hitler.

But late that night she found something that seemed very wrong.

The Delacroy jet is at the private terminal. I got her.

The format has been agreed to by representatives of both the Republican and Democratic campaigns.

I see a Christmas tree...

But, I mean, for me here's the basic thing.

Arm in arm, hand in hand, everybody together,

Where's the proof? Give me something to justify what she's saying.

Put the big one on the back: Enron - we take your money and run.

are getting their political news from Leno, Letterman, Jon Stewart, Tom Dobbs and Bill Maher

(Eleanor) Are you alone? This is your cellphone?

- Did your uncle get ahold of you? - What?

What was your vice president's response?

Can you get control of this, please? Get control of this!

(Jack) I am now the manager of the president-elect of the United States.

and said, It's my choice. I do it for the Church and for the Fatherland.

It's like democracy on the head of a microchip.

Tragically, he would still be alive but he insisted on pulling his own ambulance.

Yeah, but you're running...

You're with the President? You're in the Oval Office?

- Talk to me, baby, talk to me. - Drive 0.4 miles, then turn left.

Only one thing remains true - you're the President.

- (audience laughter) - (Faith) You have got to return to your podium.

No. All I'm saying is, these numbers, these results, this is what I mentioned to you in my email.

Swedish carmaker Volvo has announced they are replacing air bags in their new sedans

The funnyman has conquered the Lone Star State.

Lots of people have psychological problems, mental problems, health problems of one kind or another.

because Eleanor's theories on the computer glitch proved to be correct.

I need a charger for this phone that I can plug into my cigarette lighter.

Oh, wait. I got mail.

A lot of guys just like to bump their car and see what happens.

If they throw their panties on stage for me, it's 'cause they want them fluffed, folded and back by Friday.

It's alphabetical.

between the major candidates for President of the United States.

- What do you want me to do? - I don't know.

- 900. - (man) N.

- It's eight hours back to Chicago. - I just wanna be alone with my Barry White tapes.

I didn't mean to yell.

Hey, I just went through the cue cards, and you're gonna kill.

Maybe we should have dinner first before we do this.

I'm going home.

- I'm out. - Well, thank God.

(man on radio) An unusual turn of events in Virginia: with now 87% of the vote in,