Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The internet was on fire.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
- It's all right. - Tom, I do not have a drug problem.
I mean, we've had problems in other states - Florida, Ohio, elsewhere -
- He's talking about his wife and children. - Why's he running on? Who cares?
- Whoa! Yeah! - (Eddie) Oh, yeah! All right!
- Let me give you a hand. - I got it.
I'm gonna get on the desk like Tom Cruise.
HAL decided it liked me.
Thank you for coming. Make yourself comfortable.
S.
- He's got to make his move. - More oomph!
But they had... cutbacks.
Here it is: the people are voting, there is an election, the democratic process is working.
She's got Benzedrine, morphine, codeine, cocaine, GHB, Talwin.
They just don't want you talking about the computer problems.
- I was told the glitch was limited to my computer. - Yeah.
- (Kellogg) Can we get some order here? - You talk about responsibility!
(Jack) Is something wrong?
All right. I will address the issue.
- Tom Dobbs is gonna be in the debate! - What?
When I was 21, I went to a prostitute. I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
It's forever. Hold your horses
To Jack Menken, a man who once said:
You gonna have coffee?
The voters should know what you represent,
Hello? Eleanor?
From all the signs tonight, that Delacroy voting system has worked extremely well.
We don't usually have real news and...
You got a lot of setup here. You don't need that much.
In high school, most of my dates were with myself.
Oh, yeah!
- Not at all, no. - Good.
- Do you think it'll affect the campaign? - You wanna know my history?
Politicians have to spend so much money just to buy TV time.
7-8,000? Do we know that many incompetent people?
Most of the polls had him with 10 to 11%.
Hey.
He looks at your passport picture, looks back at you,
I had to tell you. You do with it what you want.
I had to. And now I hate myself.
Double L, double G...
And yet... And yet...
Always been a big fan of your work, sir.
- Hello? - Hey, Ellie. Sorry, I didn't see you there.
(Jack) Last night you were willing to give it all up. Now you want to do it again.
And now there they sit, side by side. They look like equals.
If you're in bed with oil companies, you can't talk about fuel efficiency.
We could find a nice house on Pennsylvania Avenue, nothing ostentatious.
Hi. Eleanor Green, FBI.
You're unhappy about what?
There you go. My thoughts exactly.
And when they start to put on that rubber glove and look at me, I'm going, OK...
- Do ya? - But the election will be a fraud.
We should have politicians who represent us and not special-interest groups.
When there's a debate...
- (woman claps) Whoo-hoo! - One girl. Thank you.
If you wanna tinker with it for a future election, it's not only your prerogative, I encourage you.
Go be presidential.
Hi. Sorry to interrupt.
Yes! Yes!
When you read the transcripts, some of the things your Secretary of Defense says,
But I'd like to be with Kofi just to say, Coffee, Kofi?
(Russian accent) with five-cent pencil.
and I can't stay awake.
- It's forever. - Hold your horses.
Why else would I propose to a woman I never met before?
Lover. Later his wife.
Had to deal with drunks, hecklers, and angry waitresses, one of which is my ex-wife.
- Mr. Dobbs, please. - Of course he's for hydrogen.
If is becoming a very large word.
The Dobbs numbers have been increasing since the last debate.
(man) Yes, sir.
We can write it, but is he gonna do any of it?
I'm tracking her on her GPS.
That just doesn't look clear to me. Another 30 minutes?
What is the real answer?
I could, but nobody would believe me. Not anymore.
(laughter)
But seri... Hold on a sec.
Some of my colleagues and I in the Senate have come up with an interesting strategy...
OK. A little cheese and pâté - always good after a heart attack.
(overlapping voices)
(# Black Horse & The Cherry Tree by KT Tunstall)
(exhales)
(host) Or three. Yes.
15% of the President's salary is nothing compared to what Dobbs normally makes on a yearly basis.
Endless recounts...
that security measures have got to remain tough.