Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm begging you, please. I'm like a man without water. An acerbic comment, would it kill you?
- God. That's good. - Well, good. Well, good, not so good.
- I like it crispy. I like a nice crunchy skin. - I know, Menken. I know you do.
but if you go online right now, you can buy flag underwear!
But soon all of your appliances will talk to each other.
Whether she was being diligent in her work,
double L... double G.
She said she knew about the computer fraud, but takes three weeks to tell you.
- How's that supposed to work? - You'll see.
Look, if I hear anything I'll contact you.
The comment was quickly forgotten and minutes later the show got under way.
Could we just talk and not move?
Yes, but no matter how you slice it, it's what you're voting for and not how easy it is to vote.
flying to the golf vacation you took with the heads of the major oil corporations.
I wanted to.
(# I Try by Macy Gray over PA)
Like some company?
Well, I fully agree with the debate committee's inclusion of Tom Dobbs.
and reacted as a C.E.O. whose stock fortune was wrapped up in his newest enterprise.
She's running away now? Why is she running away?
- Or ethanol, which is basically fuel alcohol. - (Faith) Mr. Dobbs...
Hemmings read the email
You have an HMO that says, We'll give you Viagra, but we won't pay for glasses.
The candidates are: the Democratic nominee, President Kellogg,
- I'm not sure. - Look into your soul and ask yourself this:
the Republican nominee, Senator Mills,
I sat there and went, Wait a minute. I'm a jester.
Can I get change for this, please? My dollar won't work in your machine.
Oh, so would fired be more appropriate than cutback?
- Excuse me. - Hey, Eleanor.
If there really was a problem it was too late to correct it,
I'm thinking - and this is just out loud -
Ellie?
That's all the exercise I'm ever gonna need.
I can't believe it.
Next to him is this noted, honored historian who knows all about the Holocaust.
Uh... yes, sir. Yes, of course.
You're so sensitive. OK. I'll do it.
Senator Mills, I'd like to ask you the same question.
Please turn off all cellphones and pagers.
it'd be like little patches like they wear in NASCAR.
I don't do drugs. I don't do drugs. I don't.
What will they think about us 200-and-some years from now? What will they write about this Congress?
It's hard to say how voters will react to Dobbs -
Historians have written that our founding fathers were brilliant and courageous men,
Dammit.
All they remember is Nixon sweating like Elizabeth Taylor after a Mexican meal.
that the other candidates have had sex with farm animals.
fired would be it.
(mild laughter)
- I... fully support hydrogen cars. - (Tom) But you're backed by oil companies.
I wrote down some lines for you. They're fantastic, if I must say so. I even threw in an old Hitler joke.
De toekomst is nu
- Why'd you need to run a test at such a high count? - I don't know.
We have a deadline. In terms of appointments,
Yeah, well... I mean, well, you know, where do I begin?
But I like to think that one thing does lead to another.
He was making political points through his comedy, and it was incredible entertainment.
If you have the GPS, be very careful. I bought a Mercedes recently with the talking GPS.
It's hard to believe that many people watched JAG.
(# My Culture by Robbie Williams)
Are these computers hackable?
and in my case, success:
Eleanor, I... I think you need help.
So Tom Dobbs walked away from being the President of the United States.
Vioxx - the backaches end, the heart attacks begin.
So New York wants a comedian as President.
and yet we can't educate our own children.
- (applause) - Thank you.
- I never agreed. - It's not a big deal. All you do is cluck.
I had to say it. I've been living with this. I just had to tell you.
Well, after Saturday Night Live tonight, then I'm gonna be heading on.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
It's a piece-of-shit idea that could work.
- This guy smiles so much, it's upsetting me. - I thank all of those who made this possible.
Uh, yeah. Um... Is something wrong?
You have to see this!
# I'm tired of the Democratic Party I'm tired of the Republican Party
Are you all right?
- Code? What code? - I figured out what caused the computer glitch.
I wasn't sure, 'cause you always pay cash.
What? Coffee, Kofi? Kofi, coffee?
(# Hurdy Gurdy Man by Donovan)
As always, each candidate will have up to two minutes to make a closing statement.
whether she was obsessive-compulsive, or whether she didn't have a personal life, who knows?
The number of rear-end collisions has increased 95% in Sweden.
(man) We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this breaking news.
The Russians solved the same problem
I cared so much, and I am so full of guilt.
A succubus is some sort of a demon that sucks the life out of healthy men.
(host) Well, there are two I's.
- Who stole my purse? - Ellie. Ellie, it's right here.
We have a format that we have agreed upon. May I remind you...