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Wonderful.
(FANFARE PLAYING)
(LAMPWICK AND COACHMAN LAUGHING)
How come you didn't bust any of them cuckoo clocks?
You got kicked out of school?
And no one is ever gonna tell you "No."
(ALL GRUNT)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
"Con Shuns"? Who are they?
The kathak, kabuki and more
Oh, no, that's Mr. Honest John. He's my agent.
Why, he is a natural born actor. Right, Gideon?
In his heart,
if my wish came true, Figaro, that would be wonderful.
(SCREAMING)
Where are your conscience named Jiminy and you father named Geppetto?
So peers are friends?
Figaro, do you want to know what I wished for? I wished...
(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
Father! Father!
(GASPS) That's it. Stromboli! (LAUGHS) He'll give his eye teeth for that thing.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
no matter what you may have heard.
It's wonderful, I think.
Why, to be famous is to be real. Until then, you're just a nobody.
(CHILDREN CLAMORING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(GAGS)
I heard. I heard something.
(GASPS)
Pinocchio,
So tell us what you say
Oh, I had the strangest dream.
Pinocchio should have been home by now. He must have lost his way and...
Huh?
It's about what's in your heart.
COACHMAN: Did I hear you correctly?
"A touch behind the ear
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
Oh, really? I see a lost soul, an insect of no fixed address.
(RATTLING)
Whoa. Whoa!
Ah!
I-I-I-I- I punished them!
Pinocchio! You're back.
Look at that, Slats.
so I can learn a bunch of stuff to be a real boy and make my father proud.
Let me go. Let me out of here. Help! Father!
Stromboli the master showman
we have to find Pinocchio.
COACHMAN: Let's move it, you scum.
but I'm Pinocchio's conscience, and I overslept.
Monstro! It's Monstro! It's Monstro!
I am so very proud of you.
And by special permission of the management...
Help!
(GEPPETTO SCATTING)
[pinocchio panting]
Fuck you Jiminy! Pinocchio, if you don't shut the fuck up I'll have to punch you in the fathead.
It's me, Pinocchio!
Yes? Yes? Well, going to school, it will be good for him.
-You're a wonderful dancer. -Thank you.
Somebody's dropped a barrel of salt in this water.
I'm gonna be famous instead. And that'll make Father proud.
(GEPPETTO LAUGHS)
(CHILDREN YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
. .
Oh, the good Geppetto made a wish from the depths of his heart and so I'm here.
The sooner these donkeys get to the salt mines, the sooner I get paid.
(BRAYS)
Come on. To hear you talk,
Your getting on my nerves.
(YAWNS)
I heard something.
Oddments, huh? Sounds like my kind of place.
Gideon, remember the time I tied strings on you
(CHUCKLES)
(THUDS)
Get back here, Figaro.
Uh, Lampy, you might want to check your...
Oh, oh!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Hi-ho, the merry-o That's the only way to be
Play, play Time to play
Looks like some sort of fairy magic.
I don't think that teacher likes me.
I heard something. Yes, I did.
Oh.
(GRUNTS)
Not brilliant artists like yourself.
Give me that.
Of course it wasn't a real fib. I had to reach the key.
They'll see with just one glance Me land a grand jeté
(MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, really?
Well, I trust you. Sort of.
(SHUDDERING)
-That's me too. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
GEPPETTO: "Thinking way back when I'm missing him again"
I can't wait to get to school and learn what all this stuff is.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
P-I-N-O...