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I-I-I-I- I punished them!
we have to find Pinocchio.
(ALL LAUGHING)
-That's me too. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
(MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Monstro! It's Monstro! It's Monstro!
I can't wait to get to school and learn what all this stuff is.
I am so very proud of you.
(CHILDREN CLAMORING)
(GRUNTS)
Help!
Wonderful.
Oh, really?
Oh, no, that's Mr. Honest John. He's my agent.
. .
Hi-ho, the merry-o That's the only way to be
Gideon, remember the time I tied strings on you
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Oddments, huh? Sounds like my kind of place.
COACHMAN: Let's move it, you scum.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL GRUNT)
Pinocchio,
And by special permission of the management...
Huh?
Oh, really? I see a lost soul, an insect of no fixed address.
Oh, oh!
but I'm Pinocchio's conscience, and I overslept.
(YAWNS)
Your getting on my nerves.
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
(BRAYS)
"A touch behind the ear
Father! Father!
(GEPPETTO LAUGHS)
Pinocchio should have been home by now. He must have lost his way and...
I heard something.
-You're a wonderful dancer. -Thank you.
I'm gonna be famous instead. And that'll make Father proud.
(SCREAMING)
The sooner these donkeys get to the salt mines, the sooner I get paid.
so I can learn a bunch of stuff to be a real boy and make my father proud.
Of course it wasn't a real fib. I had to reach the key.
So peers are friends?
Oh, the good Geppetto made a wish from the depths of his heart and so I'm here.
They'll see with just one glance Me land a grand jeté
(SHUDDERING)
Where are your conscience named Jiminy and you father named Geppetto?
Why, to be famous is to be real. Until then, you're just a nobody.
It's about what's in your heart.
Fuck you Jiminy! Pinocchio, if you don't shut the fuck up I'll have to punch you in the fathead.
Not brilliant artists like yourself.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
Stromboli the master showman
So tell us what you say
Yes? Yes? Well, going to school, it will be good for him.
You got kicked out of school?
(THUDS)
(RATTLING)
I heard something. Yes, I did.
Somebody's dropped a barrel of salt in this water.
Well, I trust you. Sort of.
GEPPETTO: "Thinking way back when I'm missing him again"
P-I-N-O...
if my wish came true, Figaro, that would be wonderful.
How come you didn't bust any of them cuckoo clocks?
(GASPS) That's it. Stromboli! (LAUGHS) He'll give his eye teeth for that thing.
Looks like some sort of fairy magic.
Figaro, do you want to know what I wished for? I wished...
Let me go. Let me out of here. Help! Father!
It's me, Pinocchio!
Ah!
Look at that, Slats.
Oh.
(CHILDREN YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
In his heart,
Play, play Time to play
The kathak, kabuki and more
I heard. I heard something.
Oh, I had the strangest dream.
"Con Shuns"? Who are they?
It's wonderful, I think.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
[pinocchio panting]
no matter what you may have heard.
(GEPPETTO SCATTING)
And no one is ever gonna tell you "No."
(FANFARE PLAYING)
(GAGS)
Uh, Lampy, you might want to check your...
Pinocchio! You're back.
(LAMPWICK AND COACHMAN LAUGHING)
(GASPS)
Give me that.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Whoa. Whoa!
Why, he is a natural born actor. Right, Gideon?
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Come on. To hear you talk,
(CHUCKLES)
COACHMAN: Did I hear you correctly?
I don't think that teacher likes me.