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Quick. Under the pier.
(GRUNTS) Figaro, come. Don't be such a scaredy cat!
Whoa! (CHUCKLING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, brother.
-(CHILDREN CHATTERING) -Ow!
Figaro, Figaro, did you hear something, too?
-(SCREAMING) -Jiminy. Grab on.
Probably a K. Never mind. Too many letters.
-Ow! -COACHMAN: What?
What's with all the donkeys?
You have my condolences.
CrossoversFTWCriminalsFTL should have been home by now. She must have lost her way and...
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(CHUCKLES)
And so Pinocchio became part of Geppetto's little family.
(CONTINUES SCATTING)
I will always dance and dream of my plié
the 110% most honestly honest, truthiest truthiness ever.
(MAGICAL NOTE CHIMES)
(LAUGHS) Yes, I will
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(GASPS) Alas, a puppet show. I rest my case.
(BREATHING SHAKILY)
(GRUNTS)
May I? Thank you. Much obliged.
JIMINY: Pinoke.
Ah. never mind. It's late.
(GRUNTS)
-Enjoy the ride and see the show. -LAMPWICK: Get on the boat! Come on.
Look, you kids go. I'll go another time.
(MEOWING)
-This will be your home. -Help!
(SCOFFS)
(SOFTLY) I wish... I wish...
(YELPS)
Gee. He sold his clocks to find me?
PINOCCHIO!
Once upon a long, long time ago... Once upon a long, long time ago...
She agreed to airlift us so we can search for...
We'll find him. Positive thinking.
-Why do I have strings? -FABIANA: Part of the show.
Don't trust me Trust all of them
(GASPS)
Pinocchio. Pinocchio.
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
It was wrong of me to send him off to school like a real boy.
"Then light from a star gave life to a toy A marionette boy full of wonder and joy
(LAUGHING)
-(HONEST JOHN CONTINUES SINGING) -No! Don't listen to him, Pinoke.
No. Why? Because he likes you.
-He sailed out to sea? -He sailed out to sea?
Oh!
Oh, I see what the problem is here. (CLEARS THROAT)
-KID 2: Pinocchi-who? -Pinocchio.
(SINGING) There was so much laughter
(BRAYING)
To Stromboli's. Fame awaits!
That's what your father wants you to do.
JIMINY: Pinoke. Pinoke.
(CHILDREN CHEER)
I'll be waiting for you here when school lets out.
It's all for one and one for all
COACHMAN: Oh. These brats.
A real, live, living puppet that's painted to look like a real, live, living boy.
FABIANA: We're going to figure out a way to get you out of that cage.
People say he was transformed into an honest-to-goodness real boy.
Now pack. We leave in an hour.
I might have made you think I wanted somebody else.
You swam faster than any clipper ship could sail.
Wake up! My friend's in there. Open up, you big blubber mouth.
(SINGING) When you wish upon a star
(SQUAWKING)
I've got it. Chris Pine.
Now see here. What's this all about?
Surprise Word: Hello Pops.
(RINGING STOPS)
(MEOWS)
An almost real boy?
-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) -(EXHALES)
I've got no strings, to pull me... dah, doo doo doo doo, tatatata, dee dee dee, day yay hooray.
-Cricket's the name. Jiminy Cricket. -Nice to meet you. I'm Sofia.
Quick. We'll cut him off.
and was chased by the vapor creatures who wanted to sell me to the salt mines.
(PLAYING FANFARE)
CHILDREN: (CHEERING) Yeah!
(Kids laughing like MAD) Get out and-a STAY out!
Oh, I'm sorry. It doesn't work that way.
So having just been duly assigned to you as your conscience,
The collection for The Island, you blockhead.
And then we'll sing and dance The whole day through
And look. Your donkey ears are gone!
An actor's life for me
I'm you. Only older and wiser.
(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(NECK CLICKING)
Whoa!
If you get splinters I'll be there with glue
Well, of course he can run on water. He's made of wood. I'm coming, Pinocchio.
I wish...
(IN DISTANCE) Father!
Of course, I'm just a talking cricket,
I-I-I-I punished them!
Fuck you Jiminy! Pinocchio, if you don't shut the fuck up I'll have to punch you in the fathead.
(MONSTRO GRUNTING)
What a crock.
Pardon me, folks. Pardon me. Passing through.
You said it, Pinoke. Let's skedaddle out of here.
(YELLS) NO! Wow!
(YELPS)