Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ah. never mind. It's late.
Figaro, Figaro, did you hear something, too?
May I? Thank you. Much obliged.
I wish...
Whoa! (CHUCKLING)
and was chased by the vapor creatures who wanted to sell me to the salt mines.
That's what your father wants you to do.
Once upon a long, long time ago... Once upon a long, long time ago...
Whoa!
-This will be your home. -Help!
"Then light from a star gave life to a toy A marionette boy full of wonder and joy
Quick. Under the pier.
(BREATHING SHAKILY)
-Why do I have strings? -FABIANA: Part of the show.
-(CHILDREN CHATTERING) -Ow!
The collection for The Island, you blockhead.
Quick. We'll cut him off.
(CHUCKLES)
And so Pinocchio became part of Geppetto's little family.
Don't trust me Trust all of them
(MONSTRO GRUNTING)
(RINGING STOPS)
Oh, I see what the problem is here. (CLEARS THROAT)
Oh!
(SQUAWKING)
It was wrong of me to send him off to school like a real boy.
(GRUNTS)
It's all for one and one for all
CHILDREN: (CHEERING) Yeah!
(IN DISTANCE) Father!
Pardon me, folks. Pardon me. Passing through.
(MEOWING)
What's with all the donkeys?
I've got no strings, to pull me... dah, doo doo doo doo, tatatata, dee dee dee, day yay hooray.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(LAUGHING)
If you get splinters I'll be there with glue
Now see here. What's this all about?
(GASPS)
(SCOFFS)
Of course, I'm just a talking cricket,
Probably a K. Never mind. Too many letters.
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
People say he was transformed into an honest-to-goodness real boy.
Surprise Word: Hello Pops.
Look, you kids go. I'll go another time.
So having just been duly assigned to you as your conscience,
-KID 2: Pinocchi-who? -Pinocchio.
(MEOWS)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
Gee. He sold his clocks to find me?
I'm you. Only older and wiser.
A real, live, living puppet that's painted to look like a real, live, living boy.
(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
And then we'll sing and dance The whole day through
-Ow! -COACHMAN: What?
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
I-I-I-I punished them!
I've got it. Chris Pine.
She agreed to airlift us so we can search for...
An almost real boy?
-Cricket's the name. Jiminy Cricket. -Nice to meet you. I'm Sofia.
Oh, I'm sorry. It doesn't work that way.
(PLAYING FANFARE)
Oh, brother.
(MAGICAL NOTE CHIMES)
(SINGING) When you wish upon a star
(Kids laughing like MAD) Get out and-a STAY out!
-(HONEST JOHN CONTINUES SINGING) -No! Don't listen to him, Pinoke.
And look. Your donkey ears are gone!
(YELPS)
Wake up! My friend's in there. Open up, you big blubber mouth.
(YELLS) NO! Wow!
(CHILDREN CHEER)
-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) -(EXHALES)
An actor's life for me
No. Why? Because he likes you.
I will always dance and dream of my plié
(BRAYING)
We'll find him. Positive thinking.
(CONTINUES SCATTING)
Well, of course he can run on water. He's made of wood. I'm coming, Pinocchio.
(SINGING) There was so much laughter
(GASPS) Alas, a puppet show. I rest my case.
(GRUNTS) Figaro, come. Don't be such a scaredy cat!
the 110% most honestly honest, truthiest truthiness ever.
(GRUNTS)
-He sailed out to sea? -He sailed out to sea?
What a crock.
Fuck you Jiminy! Pinocchio, if you don't shut the fuck up I'll have to punch you in the fathead.
(NECK CLICKING)
COACHMAN: Oh. These brats.
You swam faster than any clipper ship could sail.
JIMINY: Pinoke. Pinoke.
You said it, Pinoke. Let's skedaddle out of here.
-Enjoy the ride and see the show. -LAMPWICK: Get on the boat! Come on.
I might have made you think I wanted somebody else.
To Stromboli's. Fame awaits!
Now pack. We leave in an hour.
You have my condolences.
(SOFTLY) I wish... I wish...
Pinocchio. Pinocchio.
(YELPS)
-(SCREAMING) -Jiminy. Grab on.
FABIANA: We're going to figure out a way to get you out of that cage.
I'll be waiting for you here when school lets out.
JIMINY: Pinoke.
(LAUGHS) Yes, I will