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(SINGING IN FALSETTO)

Especially, if they're an agent.

I have to stay and find my father.

But then I got scooped up by a coach full of foolish kids,

(MUSIC INCREASES IN TEMPO)

Well, well. Quite the scholar, I see. A man of letters.

(MACHINE POWERING DOWN)

But thank you for the apology.

You're almost there, Pinoke.

...they became a stable, well-adjusted household.

Did that come out of me? (BRAYS)

(CHUCKLING) Your legs look sturdy, too. Are they made of pine?

Your dreams come true

GEPPETTO: Oh, no, Pinocchio, my boy. All is forgiven.

But here's what you do need to know about school.

Arise, Sir Jiminy Cricket.

I said I'd airlift you, not him. I can't carry a heavy block of wood.

I had strings, but now I'm free There are no strings on me

Sofia? Do you see something?

(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

You should have a name of your own. Yes, yes. Now, what should it be?

do you know the way?

I see. A puppet friend. Sort of a peer.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

-Father, what's inside that lantern? -Ironically, whale oil.

Thank you for getting my nose unstuck.

But I'll always dance

Yes, I guess you could call him Pinocchio's pops.

It's sink or swim Do or die

Do you want to be a nobody? No! Nobody wants to be a nobody.

Jumpin' jeepers. He's alive.

Kind of on the nose, if you ask me.

And, Pinocchio, please give my best to your father.

You are no match for His Royalness

(SMACKS LIPS) Mmm!

There's that wooden boy. Get him!

Well, well, we have come quite a long way, haven't we, Son?

I think not. He makes no room for different learning styles.

Jiminy and I are singing always be my conscience be my guide, and I called him stupid... and I just smashed him!

Faster! Don't let them get to the sea.

(STROMBOLI LAUGHING)

(SINGING IN FALSETTO) When you wish upon a star…

(DONKEY WHINING)

Well, sure, there are other ways to make a boy,

(GONG SOUNDS LOUDLY)

You are misunderstood, just like every great actor who ever walked the earth.

I wasn't even angry anymore! Wah-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho! I was supposed to...

that’s right, You good Rittingerloony

Parents want a real kid.

But Honest John said my father wants me to be famous.

-(GASPS) -(SCREAMING)

Well, who are you?

with no direction, no job, no prospects and no purpose in life.

Father? No parent wants a bizzaria like you.

The time has come Don't cut and run

(MONSTRO GROWLING)

-Get out and stay out. -(KIDS LAUGHING)

You are no match for his royalness

You keep out of sight.

Well, what do you know?

(CHILDREN EXCLAIM)

An actor's life for me

-That's the key to this cage. -(KEY CLINKS)

But we couldn't see

Although, yeah, it is a bit strange to be inside the belly of a whale.

When you wish upon a star

Play, play Time to play

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

Collection? What collection?

But that could get you in trouble.

You take the fall And ruin it for everyone

No offense, kid.

What is your name?

Bollocks. Wooden donkey would have been worth a bleeding fortune.

The perfect name for a boy with a wooden head.

-(AUDIENCE GASPS) -The toy who thinks he's a boy.

Figaro, Cleo, you're all here. (LAUGHING)

It sure is, Pinoke. I'm proud of you, kiddo.

"Let your job restore your pride And let your conscience be your guide