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When you wish upon a star

(MONSTRO GROWLING)

(MACHINE POWERING DOWN)

It's sink or swim Do or die

...they became a stable, well-adjusted household.

that’s right, You good Rittingerloony

Do you want to be a nobody? No! Nobody wants to be a nobody.

Your dreams come true

-(GASPS) -(SCREAMING)

What is your name?

-(AUDIENCE GASPS) -The toy who thinks he's a boy.

But I'll always dance

Play, play Time to play

Faster! Don't let them get to the sea.

But that could get you in trouble.

Figaro, Cleo, you're all here. (LAUGHING)

I see. A puppet friend. Sort of a peer.

The time has come Don't cut and run

I said I'd airlift you, not him. I can't carry a heavy block of wood.

Although, yeah, it is a bit strange to be inside the belly of a whale.

I have to stay and find my father.

But Honest John said my father wants me to be famous.

(GONG SOUNDS LOUDLY)

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

Yes, I guess you could call him Pinocchio's pops.

GEPPETTO: Oh, no, Pinocchio, my boy. All is forgiven.

do you know the way?

The perfect name for a boy with a wooden head.

You take the fall And ruin it for everyone

But thank you for the apology.

Well, what do you know?

Parents want a real kid.

You are no match for His Royalness

Well, well, we have come quite a long way, haven't we, Son?

I had strings, but now I'm free There are no strings on me

Well, well. Quite the scholar, I see. A man of letters.

with no direction, no job, no prospects and no purpose in life.

-Father, what's inside that lantern? -Ironically, whale oil.

An actor's life for me

It sure is, Pinoke. I'm proud of you, kiddo.

-That's the key to this cage. -(KEY CLINKS)

Jiminy and I are singing always be my conscience be my guide, and I called him stupid... and I just smashed him!

(SINGING IN FALSETTO)

Did that come out of me? (BRAYS)

Collection? What collection?

(CHUCKLING) Your legs look sturdy, too. Are they made of pine?

Especially, if they're an agent.

(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

But here's what you do need to know about school.

You keep out of sight.

(MUSIC INCREASES IN TEMPO)

You should have a name of your own. Yes, yes. Now, what should it be?

Arise, Sir Jiminy Cricket.

(DONKEY WHINING)

-Get out and stay out. -(KIDS LAUGHING)

(STROMBOLI LAUGHING)

Jumpin' jeepers. He's alive.

You are misunderstood, just like every great actor who ever walked the earth.

Well, sure, there are other ways to make a boy,

Thank you for getting my nose unstuck.

There's that wooden boy. Get him!

And, Pinocchio, please give my best to your father.

Well, who are you?

No offense, kid.

(SMACKS LIPS) Mmm!

I wasn't even angry anymore! Wah-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho! I was supposed to...

Sofia? Do you see something?

You're almost there, Pinoke.

Bollocks. Wooden donkey would have been worth a bleeding fortune.

I think not. He makes no room for different learning styles.

Father? No parent wants a bizzaria like you.

You are no match for his royalness

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

But then I got scooped up by a coach full of foolish kids,

But we couldn't see

(SINGING IN FALSETTO) When you wish upon a star…

(CHILDREN EXCLAIM)

Kind of on the nose, if you ask me.

"Let your job restore your pride And let your conscience be your guide