Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Welcome to Pleasure Island!
(ENTHRALLING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Ouch.
Not ríðikœľusü pųpeís. Pųpeís bíłøŋğ îñ þe pųpei şo.
PINOCCHIO: Oh.
(BRAYING)
Well, look at that. A wooden boy.
Pinocchio!
"I may never find
so you could look for me.
(CONTINUES SINGING INDISTINCTLY)
(WIND BLOWING)
(CHIRPING)
-My name's Pinocchio. -KID 1: Pinocchio?
They're all here.
Really? How do you figure?
So big he looks like an island. Land ho!
(WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING)
You will always be my real boy.
I'm practicing my pirouette
Give them a try tonight.
(MUFFLED) Geppetto! I see Geppetto!
-(GROANS) Oh. -(FIGARO MEOWING)
More or less. Now quit telling those whoppers.
Father, I'm sorry I didn't come home after I got kicked out of school.
When he was here
and that makes you a truthful boy.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
-Now swim. Swing those arms. -Like this?
We did it, Father. Look at all that smoke.
(HONEST JOHN LAUGHING)
(CREATURES GROWLING)
(NOSE SQUEAKS)
(MEOWS)
(SIGHS) Now, it is time for bed.
(SCATTING)
(IN ENGLISH) Stupid puppet. (LAUGHING)
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Okay, Slats. Your shot.
(CHUCKLES)
Sofia said Geppetto left about two hours ago, headed south.
(SOBBING)
(GRUNTING)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
Are you okay? You should get some rest.
I mean, who doesn't believe in transformative experiences?
Oh, no! You too?
(IMITATING WARBLING)
Holy moly! I almost forgot.
(ROARING)
Jew? No, Pinocchio's talkin' 'bout fuck. You can't say fuck in school, you fuckin' fathead!
What's with all the donkeys?
Look. He sneezed us back toward land.
(SIGHS) Thank heavens. You must be constructed of pretty sturdy oak.
(GURGLING)
Except on stage. Then lots of funny business.
You were on the corner, so you got collected. Come on.
(QUACKING)
One of them was a puppet like me. Her name was Sabina.
A heart is a heart, nobody tells me no.
Blimey! Look what we've just fished up off the bleeding street.
(SOBBING)
Until next year.
Well, Mr. Coachman, it sure sounds fun.
What would this stupid world be without it?
You don't fit in a traditional educational environment.
Pinoke, I see a tiny boat.
(YELLING)
Pinocchio, Pinocchio Holy smoke-io
(GRUNTING)
(CAGE CREAKING)
(SINGING) I've got no strings To hold me down
Come true
Name your price, Geppetto, and I will pay.
my travels took me to a quaint little village.
(PIANO KEYS PLAYING)
(QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING)
Another perfect shot, if I do say so myself.
But I didn't want to be famous. I wanted to go to school.
Hey! Don't call me butthead you fucking jew! Shut the fuck up Pinoke!
They helped me and they didn't even have to.
Wait for it. Wait for it.
-(CHILDREN CHEERING) -(FIREWORKS BURSTING)
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I say we all...
Hello, Pops.
(ENTHRALLING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(SIGHS) Well...
(LAUGHING) You. Your conscience is the last thing
(MEOWING)
(MUSIC SLOWS DOWN)
(SIGHS) Thanks, I guess. That's a relief. I thought I was a goner for sure.
What am I wish upon a star, as dreamers do?!
All your troubles melt away
Can't Handle Word: Mama! Mama!
To complete the performance of my great show,
-(MUSIC STOPS) -(FIGARO WHINES)
(FLIES BUZZING)
Excuse me, Sofia. I'm sorry to interrupt,