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No, no. If I was to tell you, you would think I was...

Huh. I wonder where everybody is.

-Well, what are we gonna do? -I have an idea.

-I do hope you're not injured? -Injured?

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

And don’t come back or I will treat or restaurants are supposed to treat pests!

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and sure, he might have gotten kicked out of a place or two, but...

-(SMOLDERING) -(JIMINY GASPS)

and was taken to Pleasure Island,

(GLASS BREAKING)

WWWHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!!

The one and only Pinocchio!

Help! Help! Jiminy! Jiminy!

SOFIA: That's right. Sailed out to sea. Am I not speaking clearly?

I presume you're on your way to lecture at the science academy?

Pinocchio, I have been thinking.

Hi-diddle-dee-dum

and a trusted counselor during moments of temptation.

(HUMMING WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR)

PINOCCHIO: No, no!

It's too bad we have to meet under these awful circumstances.

I think he's beginning to get irritated by the smoke.

-Real boys always want more -CHILDREN: Always want more

You did all that in ONE DAY?!?!?

Being real is in your heart. That's what being real is all about.

Jiminy, you okay?

Ah! Well, buongiorno, Sofia.

An aimless vagabond hopping from hearth to hearth

Geppetto, who lies thither sawing wood, he's the wood-carver, I assume?

Because it sounds like that's what will make my father happy.

(SIGHS) School, a noble institution.

There they go! (YELLS)

(AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING)

Yeah, hot dog. What's that?

Here. Grab this.

(GASPS) School? Jumpin' jeepers. What time is it?

You gotta do what you gotta do to win.

(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

And you know what else it makes you? Unselfish and very, very brave.

Hmm. Not too shabby.

I got smashed and Geppetto is locked!

(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

"Heart so young, songs unsung

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

-I'm the Blue Fairy. -"I'm the Blue Fairy."

Geppetto has done his part, and I have done mine.

Just to be sure there is no funny business.

Most schools don't take kindly to insects.

Merengue, bachata, the mambo, the bomba The plena, the samba

That jerk got a fire lit under him, that's for sure!

Come on, Father. Let's get our boat into position.

Oh. Okay. But I need to find my conscience.

(SINGING) When you wish upon a star

Very handsome, very handsome.

They've got strings But you can see there are no strings on me

PINOCCHIO: I sure will.

Pinocchio, Pinocchio I think you...

You haven't met Sabina yet, have you? I think you two could be friends.

(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)

(LAMPWICK LAUGHS)

All right, then. Pleasure Island awaits.

Look... Look at you. Look. Look at you! You are an almost real boy!

(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)

-(BRAYING) -Whoa!

"Gee-pee-to." Geppetto. She sees Father!

GEPPETTO: (IN ENGLISH) Oh, oh, oh, Pinocchio! Wait, wait.

A sea monster. He sleeps on top of the water.

(LAUGHS) Pinocchio! Pinocchio, you got swallowed too?

where we found out you sold all your clocks to buy a boat

GEPPETTO: Pinocchio!

Hey! Don't call me Mister Dog you fucking jew!

(CHILDREN CHEERING)

All of his clocks are gone.

JIMINY: Geppetto!