Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(GASPS) School? Jumpin' jeepers. What time is it?
I presume you're on your way to lecture at the science academy?
and sure, he might have gotten kicked out of a place or two, but...
A sea monster. He sleeps on top of the water.
PINOCCHIO: I sure will.
Merengue, bachata, the mambo, the bomba The plena, the samba
Yeah, hot dog. What's that?
-(BRAYING) -Whoa!
Being real is in your heart. That's what being real is all about.
(GASPS)
"Heart so young, songs unsung
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Most schools don't take kindly to insects.
It's too bad we have to meet under these awful circumstances.
And you know what else it makes you? Unselfish and very, very brave.
(AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
Pinocchio, I have been thinking.
(LAUGHS) Pinocchio! Pinocchio, you got swallowed too?
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-Well, what are we gonna do? -I have an idea.
An aimless vagabond hopping from hearth to hearth
(CHIRPS)
-Real boys always want more -CHILDREN: Always want more
PINOCCHIO: No, no!
They've got strings But you can see there are no strings on me
No, no. If I was to tell you, you would think I was...
What a bore.
(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
You gotta do what you gotta do to win.
Look... Look at you. Look. Look at you! You are an almost real boy!
(GASPING)
Hey, Slats.
Jiminy, you okay?
All of his clocks are gone.
Ah! Well, buongiorno, Sofia.
Geppetto has done his part, and I have done mine.
(SPITS)
JIMINY: Geppetto!
Pinocchio!
and was taken to Pleasure Island,
-I do hope you're not injured? -Injured?
And don’t come back or I will treat or restaurants are supposed to treat pests!
I think he's beginning to get irritated by the smoke.
I got smashed and Geppetto is locked!
(SHIVERS)
SOFIA: That's right. Sailed out to sea. Am I not speaking clearly?
and a trusted counselor during moments of temptation.
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)
(CHILDREN CHEERING)
Come on, Father. Let's get our boat into position.
Oh. Okay. But I need to find my conscience.
(MEOWING)
Very handsome, very handsome.
where we found out you sold all your clocks to buy a boat
All right, then. Pleasure Island awaits.
Let me out.
Pinocchio, Pinocchio I think you...
Here. Grab this.
-I'm the Blue Fairy. -"I'm the Blue Fairy."
Just to be sure there is no funny business.
(SNEEZES)
Because it sounds like that's what will make my father happy.
(SIGHS) School, a noble institution.
That jerk got a fire lit under him, that's for sure!
Geppetto, who lies thither sawing wood, he's the wood-carver, I assume?
Hey!
(SINGING) When you wish upon a star
(YELPS)
(LAMPWICK LAUGHS)
"Gee-pee-to." Geppetto. She sees Father!
(GLASS BREAKING)
Help! Help! Jiminy! Jiminy!
Hi-diddle-dee-dum
Oh!
GEPPETTO: Pinocchio!
(COUGHING)
GEPPETTO: (IN ENGLISH) Oh, oh, oh, Pinocchio! Wait, wait.
There they go! (YELLS)
You haven't met Sabina yet, have you? I think you two could be friends.
The one and only Pinocchio!
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
-(SMOLDERING) -(JIMINY GASPS)
Hey! Don't call me Mister Dog you fucking jew!
Ouch Ouch
Hmm. Not too shabby.
You did all that in ONE DAY?!?!?
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
Huh. I wonder where everybody is.
Pinocchio!
(HUMMING WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR)