Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's going on in here?

This little puppet is running around loose on the streets without a conscience.

And if you get lost, just remember we are two streets down from the fountain.

I'm here to be famous so I can be a real boy and then make my father proud.

-I sure do. -Well, then?

An almost real boy.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

FABIANA: No, not really.

I'm speaking of the theater.

(CREATURE ROARING)

with the cute duck and the little alligator on it.

(TRIUMPHANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

In an hour we go.

More than anything.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

His heart told him no more!

(STROMBOLI SPEAKING ITALIAN)

Go for it. Narrate to your heart's content.

Hot dog! We did it.

The Blue Fairy. She said you made a wish.

And you think it is good

(MAGICAL NOTES CHIME)

(DONKEYS WHIMPERING AND BRAYING)

(SHAKILY) Okay, then.

Whoa! See what I mean?

I'm Lampwick. What's your name, Slats?

Are you my conscience?

FABIANA: Psst. Psst.

Jiminy and I are singing always be my conscience be my guide, and I called him stupid... and I just smashed him!

You're not gonna need that anymore

Star light, star bright. First star I see tonight.

(Kids laughing like MAD) Get out and-a STAY out!

PINOCCHIO: Yes.

Oh. So happy to see my boy.

I'm very sorry, but I cannot sell you any of my cuckoo clocks.

Hey, you sound just like a donkey...

Just how it really was

You wear your hair in a pompadour You ride around in a coach-and-four

I got an idea. I'll paddle out and see if she knows which way Geppetto went.

(SINGING) There are no strings on me

I don't want to be a jerk. I want to be a real boy.

COACHMAN: There's so much fun here to keep you smiling.

The merry laughter of innocent children wending their way to school.

The love makes troubles far!

Oh, yeah? Watch this.

FABIANA: (SINGING) I may not be a ballerina

-(BRAYING) -(CRACKS WHIP)

But then he locked me up.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(GASPS) Pinocchio. (CHUCKLES)

Great move, Pinoke.

(SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Pinocchio is the squeaker. why is he have a obnoxious aggravating high pitch voice? UGH!!! THIS SONG IS SO ANNOYING! This is why movies like Bob's Burgers Moral Orel Robot Chicken have much better songs, UNLIKE FAMILY GUY AND THE BOYS, FUCK THAT DOGSHIT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

-When you find him. -When you find him.

(INSULTING CONTINUES)

You would like to be changed, transformed, so to speak?

I did make a wish. I wished... I wished that my...

Yes. You too, Figaro. Figaro.

But anyway, Pleasure Island was bad because I grew donkey ears

Just do can-cans, not can'ts Like the girls do in France

This is your lesson book. And this is an apple for your teacher.

I'm up here. In the ceiling.

"I see him in my dreams So perfectly, it seems

(GROANING SOFTLY)

Sabina? I'm so glad it's you.

Oh, I must say, for a puppet, you are very clever indeed.

(HONEST JOHN SINGING)

And I'm Fabiana, and I'm never gonna be famous.

So it's true. Stromboli got his grubby hands on a magic puppet.

Pinocchio. My boy, you're here?

Dance. Can you dance, Pinocchio?

And I may not sway in partner But I'll know romance

(CHILDREN CHEERING)

Get ready, Father.

But you said if somebody says they're honest, they aren't.

As I live and breathe. Stromboli's puppet show.

(SOFIA SQUAWKING)

(GASPS) Look. (CHUCKLING) You've got new ears.

-Pinocchio, did you hear anything? -I sure did!

"Oh, what might have been"

So now you don't trust anybody?

No, Signore Rizzi, I'm sorry. We have already closed at 6:04.

Only the smartest young lads know about the collection.

(ENCHANTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)