Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, I must say, for a puppet, you are very clever indeed.

(SOFIA SQUAWKING)

I'm Lampwick. What's your name, Slats?

(SHAKILY) Okay, then.

Star light, star bright. First star I see tonight.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

You're not gonna need that anymore

More than anything.

Go for it. Narrate to your heart's content.

You wear your hair in a pompadour You ride around in a coach-and-four

But then he locked me up.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

I don't want to be a jerk. I want to be a real boy.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

No, Signore Rizzi, I'm sorry. We have already closed at 6:04.

-When you find him. -When you find him.

An almost real boy.

(GASPS) Look. (CHUCKLING) You've got new ears.

Pinocchio. My boy, you're here?

Dance. Can you dance, Pinocchio?

(INSULTING CONTINUES)

The love makes troubles far!

FABIANA: No, not really.

What's going on in here?

Jiminy and I are singing always be my conscience be my guide, and I called him stupid... and I just smashed him!

(DONKEYS WHIMPERING AND BRAYING)

"I see him in my dreams So perfectly, it seems

And I may not sway in partner But I'll know romance

I'm here to be famous so I can be a real boy and then make my father proud.

Sabina? I'm so glad it's you.

But you said if somebody says they're honest, they aren't.

You would like to be changed, transformed, so to speak?

"Oh, what might have been"

Pinocchio is the squeaker. why is he have a obnoxious aggravating high pitch voice? UGH!!! THIS SONG IS SO ANNOYING! This is why movies like Bob's Burgers Moral Orel Robot Chicken have much better songs, UNLIKE FAMILY GUY AND THE BOYS, FUCK THAT DOGSHIT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Oh, yeah? Watch this.

(CREATURE ROARING)

As I live and breathe. Stromboli's puppet show.

FABIANA: (SINGING) I may not be a ballerina

Whoa! See what I mean?

(GASPS) Pinocchio. (CHUCKLES)

And if you get lost, just remember we are two streets down from the fountain.

And you think it is good

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

Great move, Pinoke.

Just do can-cans, not can'ts Like the girls do in France

Hot dog! We did it.

I did make a wish. I wished... I wished that my...

PINOCCHIO: Yes.

Get ready, Father.

(TRIUMPHANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

So it's true. Stromboli got his grubby hands on a magic puppet.

-I sure do. -Well, then?

(CHILDREN CHEERING)

Hey, you sound just like a donkey...

Oh. So happy to see my boy.

But anyway, Pleasure Island was bad because I grew donkey ears

The merry laughter of innocent children wending their way to school.

(GROANING SOFTLY)

Are you my conscience?

I'm very sorry, but I cannot sell you any of my cuckoo clocks.

This is your lesson book. And this is an apple for your teacher.

Yes. You too, Figaro. Figaro.

I got an idea. I'll paddle out and see if she knows which way Geppetto went.

-Pinocchio, did you hear anything? -I sure did!

So now you don't trust anybody?

I'm speaking of the theater.

FABIANA: Psst. Psst.

(HONEST JOHN SINGING)

(MAGICAL NOTES CHIME)

The Blue Fairy. She said you made a wish.

(SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)

I'm up here. In the ceiling.

In an hour we go.

(ENCHANTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

And I'm Fabiana, and I'm never gonna be famous.

-(BRAYING) -(CRACKS WHIP)

with the cute duck and the little alligator on it.

(Kids laughing like MAD) Get out and-a STAY out!

Only the smartest young lads know about the collection.

COACHMAN: There's so much fun here to keep you smiling.

Just how it really was

His heart told him no more!

(STROMBOLI SPEAKING ITALIAN)

(SINGING) There are no strings on me

This little puppet is running around loose on the streets without a conscience.