Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(JIMINY PANTING)

(IN ENGLISH) What's this nonsense?

They are beyond price, Signore.

-PINOCCHIO: I'm a boy? -Well, a wooden boy.

(SIGHING WEARILY)

-Okay, but how do I do that? -Your conscience will tell you.

Well, kids, it seems we have a doubter in our midst.

LAMPWICK: Look at them kids.

She looks like she has strong legs.

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

Let me see. Who would pay for a living...

Something wrong with the table. It's tilted or something.

Maybe he's asleep.

so I had to tell a bunch of fibs to Jiminy so my nose would grow so I could escape.

That's right. There you go.

(GEPPETTO AND JIMINY SCREAMING)

(JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

Please don't die.

PINOCCHIO: Father! Father!

Well, that settles it then. Kneel, Mr. Cricket.

"If I could only make These dreams come true

I've got no strings, to pull me... dah, doo doo doo doo, tatatata, dee dee dee, day yay hooray.

Every one of them.

Talking all this nonsense About a so-called conscience

Not ridonculous puppets. Puppets belong in the puppet show.

Jiminy, let's go.

Of course they did. Puppets make people laugh.

I consider myself a bug of high moral standards,

Don't eat me! Don't eat me! Don't eat me!

So when do I become a real, real, live, living boy?

When you wish upon a star

-(CHILDREN CHATTER) -(COACHMAN LAUGHS)

-BOTH: Whoa! -What's happening, Jiminy?

Fate steps in and sees you through

(LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY)

Got it, Father. The stroke of 5:00.

(SOFTLY) Good night.

Their secret longing

Why on earth would you want to be real when you can be famous?

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

I made them for my beloved Constanza,

-Sofia, how? -How do you think? In a boat.

We can be... We can be a family.

You're darn tootin', I do.

Jiminy. Gee, am I glad to see you. Stromboli locked me in this cage.

You see, Figaro. Do you love the name "Pinocchio"?

and hurt somebody.

I'm pine. That's why I'm called...

LAMPWICK: That kid's crazy.

Silly me. I thought I heard Pinocchio.

Pinokes, as a rule of thumb,

No. Pinocchio, don't listen to him!

You're a boy made out of pine.

-Famous? -Yes, famous.

are going to take back the money Stromboli stole from us and escape.

Father, it's me!

I've got no strings, so I have fun I'm not tied up to anyone

Get out-a and-a stay out!.

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

Jack jack cries

-(SNORING) -(LAUGHING)

A little wooden boy!

-BLUE FAIRY: "Pops"? -Yeah, Pops. Pappy. You know, father.

I like the way you dance. We haven't been formally introduced.

Well, I think he looks very much like him.

-Got it? -Got it.

the rape clock. look at rape today

Hey, who's telling this story? Me or you?

(GASPS) Look, Figaro. Look, look, look. It's... It's the wishing star.

Yes! Yes, we did. Now I remember. You saved us.

But my father said I should go to school.

(SINGING) Hi-diddle-dee-dee

Oh Blue Fairy! Pinocchio'll look at me! He and Sabina'll fall in love in Valentine's Day!

Oops. Okay, that last part wasn't true. But everything I said up until then was.

They're swiping everything out of that joint.

There isn't a single thing I would change about you.

I dreamt that we had all been swallowed by a whale.

-(ROARING) -Here he comes!

And to be real is up to you.

Oh, Figaro, Cleo, where can he be?

No, Figaro, it's Signore Rizzi again.

My goodness. I haven't done a fraction of that in my whole life.

Where are your conscience named Jiminy and you father named Geppetto?

(CHILDREN EXCLAIMING)

You have to prove that you are brave, truthful and unselfish.

Jiminy and I are singing always be my conscience be my guide, and I called him stupid... and I just smashed him!

Listen to Mr. Goody Two-Shoes.

But if you cannot sell your clocks, why do you have a shop?

Ooh, ooh, ooh. My little Pinocchio.

-We don't want to bump into Monstro. -Who's Monstro?

-Back in my day... -Sofia, I really need to get to him.

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

I saw your light was on and I thought I would ask you one more time.

Pleasure Island? Is that where you're going?

No real boy could ever do such a thing.