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Just keep walking. You'll find out.
Ow! Hey! (GRUNTING)
(STRAINING)
-Now, what's your name? -I don't know.
It's great to be a celebrity An actor's life for me
Whoa!
Yes, I heard that. But what did you...
A you Take a break Pinocchio I’m not your teacher And I’m Not a. Italian, guy! (gasp) that puppet is the student
(GEPPETTO SIGHS)
Pinoke! Hey, Pinocchio. Over here. It's Jiminy!
(SINGING) I've got no strings To hold me down
Hey! Don't call me a dog you fucking jew!
Valentine's Day is ruined,
Oh. Oh. Yes, yes. Almost time, but...
You? Did you...
He looks almost like a real boy.
Did you hear what I said? We're going to help you.
and was taken to Pleasure Island,
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BLUE FAIRY: (SINGING) When you wish upon a star
Excuse me, ma'am.
So what's your story, Slats? Why you made out of wood?
What was that? I heard something.
and she loved every one of them.
It's where? Where are you looking? Are you saying that...
It's awfully quiet.
Hey, Slats, we got to come back here and bust up some clocks.
you'd think something terrible was gonna happen to us.
(GURGLES)
(GEPPETTO CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
-Oh. (SHUSHES) -(KIDS LAUGHING)
-What's a dinghy? -A tiny boat.
Pine-occhio. Pine-occhio. Pinocchio. Huh?
We sure have, Father. Now let's get you home.
Pinocchio is the squeaker. why is he have a obnoxious aggravating high pitch voice? UGH!!! THIS SONG IS SO ANNOYING! This is why movies like Bob's Burgers Moral Orel Robot Chicken have much better songs, UNLIKE FAMILY GUY AND THE BOYS, FUCK THAT DOGSHIT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
(MEOWING)
-Cleo? Figaro? -(MEOWING)
Can you imagine the trouble he's gonna get into?
(SCOLDING INDISTINCTLY)
-(JIMINY WHISTLES) -What?
(SHRIEKING)
School is for ordinary, humdrum, common, boring, silly little children!
Father!
(SOBBING)
Oh.
Oh! Oh, oh, God. Oh, oh, my, my. How clumsy of me. I am terribly sorry.
Yes, yes.
(SCREAMS)
Oh, an almost real boy! Oh!
(CHUCKLING)
Pinocchio. Yeah.
It looks to me like everything comes in, but nothing goes out,
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
And we wouldn't want that now, would we?
Almost. Bull's-eye!
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But the point is, a lie can really change a person, Pinokes.
"This vision in my mind
(WATER BUBBLING)
Never mind. I'm just having a rough day. Sorry.
(CONTINUES HUMMING)
I hope so.
(CLOCKS RINGING)
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
So as soon as Monstro opens his mouth, we can sail out of here.
Jake then snatches the Mayor up in his tail and carries the screaming tortoise out into the desert to punish him for his betrayal
The kids, they're all turning into donkey... (GASPS)
Oh, you poor, poor misunderstood boy. Don't you see?
We have to get it somehow and get you out of here.
If Geppetto wanted a real boy, why would he carve a puppet?
Everybody who's anybody wants to be a somebody.
Isn't that a catchy little tune? Well, how do?
Come right inside.
It must be tickling his nose.
(SCREAMING)
(SNIFFS) Ugh.
Oh, my goodness. This is a serious crisis.
Thank you. (CLEARS THROAT)
The paso doble, the quickstep The two-step, the foxtrot
Somebody help me. I've been double-crossed. I've been played!
Well, I guess you ain't transformed into a complete jerk yet. (CHUCKLES)
Now, Pinocchio.
But I will always
(CHAIN CLINKING SOFTLY)
My boy.
I heard something.
Figaro, all finished. What do you think, huh?
(CLOCK RINGS)
(SIGHS)
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Uh-huh. Yeah, I do.
-(JIMINY CHIRPING) -I wish I still did have a conscience.
-What? -(MEWING)
-Did you hear something, Figaro? -(MEOWS)
(PURRING)
Oh, yes. I see what the problem is.
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
Father, Figaro is here. And Cleo.
There are many, many curving streets, so pay attention.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
Whoa!
Jiminy. Where’d he GO he must be crash by cart
It's complicated. Perhaps a music box?
Oh, Jiminy, are you okay?
(SIGHS)
the only marionette who can sing and dance without the aid of strings.
Father, look!
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
(CROW CAWING)
But... Uh...
Help me, please! Anybody!
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)
BLUE FAIRY: "Little puppet made of pine Geppetto's wish went up the line
when somebody calls themselves "honest," they ain't.
Yeah, but tell me, was that a real fib or a fib fib?
It's a long story, but it gets better every day.
Well, not all the time, Pinokes.
He's a good kid, right? And here's the good news.
Get it? Get it? It talks too much. Tick-tock, the clock tick-tocks too much?
Pinocchio. Pinocchio, I'm so happy to see you.
Hey, Slats. There's something I've been meaning to ask you.
and get to school.
-Okay, I'll be famous. -Capital!
Some storyteller you are.
(SCREAMING)
-Hey. -It's true.
It's not my fault. I never wanted to be famous.
-Who do I look like to you? A jackass? -(PINOCCHIO GASPS)
(CHILDREN YELLING INSULTS)