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(SINGING) I've got no strings To hold me down

(WATER BUBBLING)

(MACHINE WHIRRING)

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

"This vision in my mind

Pinocchio is the squeaker. why is he have a obnoxious aggravating high pitch voice? UGH!!! THIS SONG IS SO ANNOYING! This is why movies like Bob's Burgers Moral Orel Robot Chicken have much better songs, UNLIKE FAMILY GUY AND THE BOYS, FUCK THAT DOGSHIT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

the only marionette who can sing and dance without the aid of strings.

Well, I guess you ain't transformed into a complete jerk yet. (CHUCKLES)

BLUE FAIRY: (SINGING) When you wish upon a star

Hey! Don't call me a dog you fucking jew!

Oh, yes. I see what the problem is.

Get it? Get it? It talks too much. Tick-tock, the clock tick-tocks too much?

(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

Never mind. I'm just having a rough day. Sorry.

Jake then snatches the Mayor up in his tail and carries the screaming tortoise out into the desert to punish him for his betrayal

Valentine's Day is ruined,

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

-What's a dinghy? -A tiny boat.

Now, Pinocchio.

What was that? I heard something.

It looks to me like everything comes in, but nothing goes out,

-Who do I look like to you? A jackass? -(PINOCCHIO GASPS)

Oh! Oh, oh, God. Oh, oh, my, my. How clumsy of me. I am terribly sorry.

Father, Figaro is here. And Cleo.

-Cleo? Figaro? -(MEOWING)

Pinocchio. Pinocchio, I'm so happy to see you.

The kids, they're all turning into donkey... (GASPS)

(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Some storyteller you are.

He looks almost like a real boy.

But the point is, a lie can really change a person, Pinokes.

-Okay, I'll be famous. -Capital!

-Did you hear something, Figaro? -(MEOWS)

when somebody calls themselves "honest," they ain't.

Pine-occhio. Pine-occhio. Pinocchio. Huh?

(CLOCKS RINGING)

Jiminy. Where’d he GO he must be crash by cart

You? Did you...

(CHILDREN YELLING INSULTS)

But I will always

Yes, I heard that. But what did you...

Well, not all the time, Pinokes.

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

It must be tickling his nose.

Somebody help me. I've been double-crossed. I've been played!

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

Isn't that a catchy little tune? Well, how do?

-(JIMINY WHISTLES) -What?

Oh, you poor, poor misunderstood boy. Don't you see?

and was taken to Pleasure Island,

Pinoke! Hey, Pinocchio. Over here. It's Jiminy!

and she loved every one of them.

Just keep walking. You'll find out.

BLUE FAIRY: "Little puppet made of pine Geppetto's wish went up the line

Oh, Jiminy, are you okay?

Everybody who's anybody wants to be a somebody.

and get to school.

-(JIMINY CHIRPING) -I wish I still did have a conscience.

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

Excuse me, ma'am.

Did you hear what I said? We're going to help you.

(SCOLDING INDISTINCTLY)

Ow! Hey! (GRUNTING)

-Hey. -It's true.

Yeah, but tell me, was that a real fib or a fib fib?

you'd think something terrible was gonna happen to us.

It's where? Where are you looking? Are you saying that...

-Oh. (SHUSHES) -(KIDS LAUGHING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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I heard something.

So what's your story, Slats? Why you made out of wood?

(CONTINUES HUMMING)

It's not my fault. I never wanted to be famous.

(GEPPETTO SIGHS)

It's awfully quiet.

School is for ordinary, humdrum, common, boring, silly little children!

It's a long story, but it gets better every day.

It's great to be a celebrity An actor's life for me

-What? -(MEWING)

Can you imagine the trouble he's gonna get into?

If Geppetto wanted a real boy, why would he carve a puppet?

Oh, an almost real boy! Oh!

Hey, Slats. There's something I've been meaning to ask you.

We sure have, Father. Now let's get you home.

A you Take a break Pinocchio I’m not your teacher And I’m Not a. Italian, guy! (gasp) that puppet is the student

Come right inside.

Thank you. (CLEARS THROAT)

Pinocchio. Yeah.

He's a good kid, right? And here's the good news.

-Now, what's your name? -I don't know.

Oh, my goodness. This is a serious crisis.

Uh-huh. Yeah, I do.

Almost. Bull's-eye!

It's complicated. Perhaps a music box?

There are many, many curving streets, so pay attention.

So as soon as Monstro opens his mouth, we can sail out of here.

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

(GEPPETTO CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Oh. Oh. Yes, yes. Almost time, but...

Help me, please! Anybody!

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We have to get it somehow and get you out of here.

And we wouldn't want that now, would we?

The paso doble, the quickstep The two-step, the foxtrot

Figaro, all finished. What do you think, huh?

(CHAIN CLINKING SOFTLY)

Hey, Slats, we got to come back here and bust up some clocks.