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Shall I continue?

Open up. I need to get in there. Open up, I say!

I'm not broken.

-An actor's life is fun -(MUFFLED GRUNTING)

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

And now we're here!

Hi-diddle-dee-dee

-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) -(HISSING)

Of course he's real! He's alive, isn't he?

(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

when one has such a personality, such a profile, such a physique?

RIZZI: I will give you 20 lira. 30 lira.

I must be day-dreaming.

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

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Sorry, kiddo. That's not the way I remember it.

LAMPWICK: Conscience?

BOY 1: Root beer! BOY 2: Root beer.

-"Not a boy. Just a toy for a puppeteer" -(CAT YAWNS)

I was scared to death you got lost or stolen.

That's right. And I have an idea.

Bright lights. Music. Applause. Fame!

(CLOCKS TICKING)

-No, you can talk. -"No, you can talk."

-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -(SINGING) Hi-diddle-dee-dee

All you need is your feet And a beat and the floor

But I'd trust the guy the Blue Fairy assigned to the case. Wouldn't you?

Gideon, listen.

He said I belong in a puppet show.

Asleep on the job, huh?

-(MONSTRO GRUNTING) -(YELPS)

"But to be truly real He had to pass an ordeal"

Oh, no, oh, no, no!

She brings to those who love

-Aren't you coming with me? -Uh, no, Pinoke.

Fuck you Jiminy! Pinocchio, if you don't shut the fuck up I'll have to punch you in the fathead.

I'm just so happy to see you safe and sound.

Fate steps in and sees you through

I wasn't even angry anymore! Wah-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho! I was supposed to be a real boy la la la la la la lunch and la worry and we are!

Not ridiculous puppets. Puppets belong in the puppet show.

It's the greatest joy joint in the world. No cops, no parents, no rules.

Fuck you Gepetto! Pinocchio, if you don't shut the fuck up, I'll have to punch you in the fatnose!

Never understood that expression. How can it be "once upon a time"?

-Now, let's get you home. -Yeah.

now that you won't be famous.

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

Will come to you

So I joined the puppet show and became famous.

Let it go like a child And be free and be wild

Sing Word: Hi Diddle Dee Dee

(STROMBOLI LAUGHING)

(IN ENGLISH) Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

I wasn't even angry anymore! Wah-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho! I was supposed to be a real boy la la la lunch and la worry and we are!

The way this old man's eyes can see

Nothing you need to worry about,

What? Who? Who are we talking to? What is a Jiminy? Wait, wait. I can't...

Until such time as Pinocchio may grow his own.

It's a story that begins a long time ago.

Whoo-hoo! (LAUGHING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Father? It's me, Pinocchio. I'm home.

Good night, Geppetto. I leave a disappointed man.

All of those people cheering and applauding. I hated it.

(CHUCKLING) Whoa!

(WHIRRING ACCELERATES)

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

(GEPPETTO GRUNTS SOFTLY)

Pinoke! Why? Why did you do this to me, Pinoke? I'm talking to you from the other side Pinoke! You smashed me with your hammer! It's me, Jiminy Cricket over here! Why?!?!?

Hello, Pinocchio. We'll follow the star and here I am. Love led us here. THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME!!!

YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!!! I’LL MURDER YOU!!!!

I put my father named Geppetto in jail! I-I had no choice! I had to do it!

Pinoke, let's get out of here.

Pinocchio? Running on the water?

No more of these sad thoughts, huh? Time for some happiness.

Just because a fella sneaks into somebody's house to warm his backside,

I'm scared Hey mullet head let us out Aw don't worry girls I've prepared a front row seat for you

Okay, Mr. Right or Wrong. Hold on to your hat.

Pinocchio, something tells me the decision you made is the right one.

I will be right here when you get back.

Now it's time to play

(GLASS BREAKING)

Which is why I'm telling you

One of these days, a heavy wagon wheel's gonna fling one of these rocks

(CHILDREN SQUEALING IN DELIGHT)

All right. Now calm down, son. Remember what I said about temptation?

-(DOOR OPENS) -(GASPS)

(JIMINY CHIRPING)

-There. -Let me go. Let me out of here.

so I'm not one to pass judgment on what's real.

What should it be?

Oh, do you want them back?

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-(CHUCKLING) -They look like my father's clocks.

Oh, let's dance.

COACHMAN: Hyah!

"Shut my mouth. You can talk."