Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) -(HISSING)

She brings to those who love

Which is why I'm telling you

-(MONSTRO GRUNTING) -(YELPS)

All you need is your feet And a beat and the floor

Fuck you Jiminy! Pinocchio, if you don't shut the fuck up I'll have to punch you in the fathead.

(CHUCKLING) Whoa!

(JIMINY CHIRPING)

-An actor's life is fun -(MUFFLED GRUNTING)

RIZZI: I will give you 20 lira. 30 lira.

No more of these sad thoughts, huh? Time for some happiness.

What should it be?

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

I wasn't even angry anymore! Wah-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho! I was supposed to be a real boy la la la lunch and la worry and we are!

"Shut my mouth. You can talk."

What? Who? Who are we talking to? What is a Jiminy? Wait, wait. I can't...

(WHIRRING ACCELERATES)

Of course he's real! He's alive, isn't he?

-(CHUCKLING) -They look like my father's clocks.

-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -(SINGING) Hi-diddle-dee-dee

now that you won't be famous.

"But to be truly real He had to pass an ordeal"

Okay, Mr. Right or Wrong. Hold on to your hat.

BOY 1: Root beer! BOY 2: Root beer.

That's right. And I have an idea.

Until such time as Pinocchio may grow his own.

The way this old man's eyes can see

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-"Not a boy. Just a toy for a puppeteer" -(CAT YAWNS)

Open up. I need to get in there. Open up, I say!

I'm scared Hey mullet head let us out Aw don't worry girls I've prepared a front row seat for you

Nothing you need to worry about,

when one has such a personality, such a profile, such a physique?

All right. Now calm down, son. Remember what I said about temptation?

YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!!! I’LL MURDER YOU!!!!

(STROMBOLI LAUGHING)

Sing Word: Hi Diddle Dee Dee

Father? It's me, Pinocchio. I'm home.

Pinoke, let's get out of here.

-There. -Let me go. Let me out of here.

-(DOOR OPENS) -(GASPS)

But I'd trust the guy the Blue Fairy assigned to the case. Wouldn't you?

So I joined the puppet show and became famous.

Just because a fella sneaks into somebody's house to warm his backside,

I will be right here when you get back.

He said I belong in a puppet show.

Not ridiculous puppets. Puppets belong in the puppet show.

And now we're here!

so I'm not one to pass judgment on what's real.

Gideon, listen.

COACHMAN: Hyah!

One of these days, a heavy wagon wheel's gonna fling one of these rocks

Oh, no, oh, no, no!

I'm just so happy to see you safe and sound.

Never understood that expression. How can it be "once upon a time"?

(CLOCKS TICKING)

-Aren't you coming with me? -Uh, no, Pinoke.

Good night, Geppetto. I leave a disappointed man.

All of those people cheering and applauding. I hated it.

I was scared to death you got lost or stolen.

Oh, do you want them back?

Bright lights. Music. Applause. Fame!

Hi-diddle-dee-dee

Pinocchio, something tells me the decision you made is the right one.

Fate steps in and sees you through

-No, you can talk. -"No, you can talk."

Pinocchio? Running on the water?

Shall I continue?

Fuck you Gepetto! Pinocchio, if you don't shut the fuck up, I'll have to punch you in the fatnose!

Now it's time to play

Hello, Pinocchio. We'll follow the star and here I am. Love led us here. THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME!!!

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It's the greatest joy joint in the world. No cops, no parents, no rules.

Oh, let's dance.

Will come to you

Sorry, kiddo. That's not the way I remember it.

Whoo-hoo! (LAUGHING)

(GLASS BREAKING)

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

It's a story that begins a long time ago.

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

I'm not broken.

Pinoke! Why? Why did you do this to me, Pinoke? I'm talking to you from the other side Pinoke! You smashed me with your hammer! It's me, Jiminy Cricket over here! Why?!?!?

LAMPWICK: Conscience?

Let it go like a child And be free and be wild

(GEPPETTO GRUNTS SOFTLY)

-Now, let's get you home. -Yeah.

I put my father named Geppetto in jail! I-I had no choice! I had to do it!

Asleep on the job, huh?

(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

I must be day-dreaming.

(CHILDREN SQUEALING IN DELIGHT)

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

I wasn't even angry anymore! Wah-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho! I was supposed to be a real boy la la la la la la lunch and la worry and we are!

(IN ENGLISH) Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.