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Mr. Stromboli said I could go home and tell my father I got famous.
And we will eat dinner precisely at the stroke of 5:00.
(STROMBOLI ANNOUNCING INDISTINCTLY)
Of course he did. All parents say that. But he doesn't recognize your genius.
Hold on one gosh-darn minute.
Normal Word: Pinocchio. My boy, you're here?
Almost what your father wished for.
One World, One Sky One World, One Sky
You'll find your flow And that's when you let go
He needed to get to Pleasure Island to look for Pinocchio.
Really? You want me in your show?
You stop and buy out a candy store An actor's life for me...
-(GRUNTS) -Gotcha.
(MEOWING)
-Half-human, half-marionette -(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
I hereby appoint you Pinocchio's conscience.
If you won't be like all these kids There's nothing for you here
(SOBBING)
BOY 5: So much root beer!
Jiminy, I'm sorry I didn't listen to you outside of school.
Everyone can relax. I'm here now. What seems to be the...
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
Don't be a party pooper Afraid of having fun
(GASPS) Gideon, a thing like that could be worth a fortune to someone.
(LAUGHING)
I'll move without apology And every step will set me free
Jiminy, what are you doing up there?
(PURRING)
Yes, let's get home.
Oh, what a beautiful clear night. Ah! Beautiful.
I'm telling you, forget all these big-headed ideas about being famous
Blue Fairy? The Blue Fairy!
go.
I heard something.
Hello, Pinocchio. We'll follow the star and here I am. Love led us here. THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME!!!
It's fame you want. Fame and fortune.
(GLASS SQUEAKING)
(Kids laughing like MAD) Get out and-a STAY out!
(CREATURES GROWLING)
(CLOCK RINGING)
(GEPPETTO SNORING)
(SCREAMING)
Georgia Made in Georgia
-Oh! Look at that. -(HICCUPS)
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
The New Marionette Family Theater! I like it.
(ALL CHEERING)
Now turn around. Let me get a look at you.
-(LAUGHS) -(MEOWS)
-Oh, Sofia, is that you? What? -(SQUAWKS)
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Remember when he found out? How he beat...
No, it'd never work. We are wasting precious time.
Are you with us on this ride? Now you must decide
Perhaps I'll see you next year when we come back to put on a show in Siena?
(GLASS SQUEAKING)
Jiminy, Father looks like he's hurt. I have to help him.
The Sienese love puppets. They will give us lots of money.
And the most important part about being real isn't what you're made of.
And three, do whatever the teacher tells you to do.
You've got to be careful, because sometimes when peers get in a group,
CHILDREN: Yeah.
(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)
(GLASS BREAKING)
I bet you were thinking I dropped the ball.
(GLASS SHATTERS)
Whoa!
We should make a wish, huh? Yeah?
Figaro, no, no.
I present to you something that you will absolutely refuse to believe.
(YAWNS) Still,
I'm almost a real boy, and I can become one.
And won't your father be proud?
Never should have done that. Never. What in blazes?
Captain Hook, we will never join your crew.
Hmm.
And since then many stories have been told about him.
One, pay attention. Two, obey all the rules.
(WARBLING INDISTINCTLY)
(FABIANA VOCALIZING IN DISTANCE)
Is his curriculum child-led? Brain-based for a growth mindset?
(GULPS)
Thank you. I'll try to be worthy of it.
A high silk hat and a silver cane A watch of gold with a diamond chain
Aye. Cross my heart and hope to die.
(CONTINUES SOBBING)
Here you go, gents. Have a tall one. They're on the house.
But I don't trust you.
Father, I see your boat still floats.
Look.
I've met some really nice people, Jiminy.
Jiminy! Jiminy!
Those clocks meant everything to him. It's his life's work.
(IN ENGLISH) My little wooden gold mine.
Sounds like your head is made of white pine. Hence, Pinocchio.
-Is this where Pinocchio is? -(SQUAWKS)
(WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING)
-Let's try this again. I'm the Blue Fairy. -Hello, Blue Fairy!
(GASPS) Well, well, well. Stromboli! So that old rascal's back in town.
I put my father named Geppetto in jail! I-I had no choice! I had to do it!
(BRAYING)
Me-de-de-de-de-me-de-de-de-de-- Shut up butthead!
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
(CHILDREN MURMURING)
-And who might you be? -Jiminy Cricket.
"But his feelings were tangled And knotted like twine
Hey! Don't call me fat you fucking jew! Shut the fuck up Pinoke!
Ouch STOP
-But my father... -Wanted you to go to school and you did.
Look. It's Sofia.
-Who am I supposed to believe? -Well, that is the age-old question.