Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I bet you were thinking I dropped the ball.
(CONTINUES SOBBING)
You've got to be careful, because sometimes when peers get in a group,
It's fame you want. Fame and fortune.
-(GRUNTS) -Gotcha.
Jiminy, what are you doing up there?
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(GLASS SQUEAKING)
One World, One Sky One World, One Sky
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Don't be a party pooper Afraid of having fun
(GULPS)
A high silk hat and a silver cane A watch of gold with a diamond chain
"But his feelings were tangled And knotted like twine
Sounds like your head is made of white pine. Hence, Pinocchio.
Really? You want me in your show?
-Is this where Pinocchio is? -(SQUAWKS)
-Who am I supposed to believe? -Well, that is the age-old question.
You'll find your flow And that's when you let go
One, pay attention. Two, obey all the rules.
(PURRING)
(LAUGHING)
(WARBLING INDISTINCTLY)
(CREATURES GROWLING)
Now turn around. Let me get a look at you.
Georgia Made in Georgia
(SCREAMING)
Hmm.
Me-de-de-de-de-me-de-de-de-de-- Shut up butthead!
-(LAUGHS) -(MEOWS)
Look.
CHILDREN: Yeah.
And won't your father be proud?
(CLOCK RINGING)
We should make a wish, huh? Yeah?
I'm telling you, forget all these big-headed ideas about being famous
Look. It's Sofia.
If you won't be like all these kids There's nothing for you here
Whoa!
Ouch STOP
Hey! Don't call me fat you fucking jew! Shut the fuck up Pinoke!
(GEPPETTO SNORING)
I present to you something that you will absolutely refuse to believe.
But I don't trust you.
Father, I see your boat still floats.
Blue Fairy? The Blue Fairy!
I hereby appoint you Pinocchio's conscience.
Jiminy! Jiminy!
-And who might you be? -Jiminy Cricket.
And the most important part about being real isn't what you're made of.
(GLASS SHATTERS)
I'm almost a real boy, and I can become one.
(MEOWING)
Captain Hook, we will never join your crew.
Aye. Cross my heart and hope to die.
No, it'd never work. We are wasting precious time.
Hold on one gosh-darn minute.
I've met some really nice people, Jiminy.
Here you go, gents. Have a tall one. They're on the house.
-Oh, Sofia, is that you? What? -(SQUAWKS)
Jiminy, I'm sorry I didn't listen to you outside of school.
Perhaps I'll see you next year when we come back to put on a show in Siena?
(GASPS) Well, well, well. Stromboli! So that old rascal's back in town.
Hello, Pinocchio. We'll follow the star and here I am. Love led us here. THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME!!!
Are you with us on this ride? Now you must decide
(YAWNS) Still,
(GLASS BREAKING)
Remember when he found out? How he beat...
-Let's try this again. I'm the Blue Fairy. -Hello, Blue Fairy!
(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)
Thank you. I'll try to be worthy of it.
I put my father named Geppetto in jail! I-I had no choice! I had to do it!
Of course he did. All parents say that. But he doesn't recognize your genius.
Never should have done that. Never. What in blazes?
I heard something.
(GASPS) Gideon, a thing like that could be worth a fortune to someone.
Those clocks meant everything to him. It's his life's work.
And we will eat dinner precisely at the stroke of 5:00.
-But my father... -Wanted you to go to school and you did.
Mr. Stromboli said I could go home and tell my father I got famous.
(WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING)
Almost what your father wished for.
(CHILDREN MURMURING)
Yes, let's get home.
Oh, what a beautiful clear night. Ah! Beautiful.
Jiminy, Father looks like he's hurt. I have to help him.
(BRAYING)
Everyone can relax. I'm here now. What seems to be the...
(SOBBING)
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
You stop and buy out a candy store An actor's life for me...
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
Is his curriculum child-led? Brain-based for a growth mindset?
BOY 5: So much root beer!
He needed to get to Pleasure Island to look for Pinocchio.
(STROMBOLI ANNOUNCING INDISTINCTLY)
go.
I'll move without apology And every step will set me free
(IN ENGLISH) My little wooden gold mine.
Normal Word: Pinocchio. My boy, you're here?
Figaro, no, no.
And three, do whatever the teacher tells you to do.
-Oh! Look at that. -(HICCUPS)
(GLASS SQUEAKING)
And since then many stories have been told about him.
The New Marionette Family Theater! I like it.
(Kids laughing like MAD) Get out and-a STAY out!
(FABIANA VOCALIZING IN DISTANCE)
The Sienese love puppets. They will give us lots of money.
-Half-human, half-marionette -(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)