Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

HEADMASTER: Out! Get out.
(CHIRPING)
Their secret longing
She brings to those who love
(MONSTRO GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
Well, I guess this is it. This is how it ends.
Guy: Out! Get out!
(BRAYS)
(NOSE SQUEAKS)
-I miss him, too. -(MEOWS)
No, we're not. Positive thinking, Jiminy.
(LAUGHING)
WWWWHHHAAAATTT!
It just didn't feel right.
I want the world to know Nothing ever worries me
(GASPS SOFTLY)
(JIMINY SCREAMING)
School is for real children.
(LAUGHING)
How? How can you walk? How can you talk?
I'm scared Hey mullet head let us out Aw don't worry girls I've prepared a front row seat for you
you want to take to Pleasure Island.
Jiminy. Where’d he GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I'm scared Hey mullet head let us out Aw don't worry girls I've prepared a front row seat for you
GEPPETTO: Pinocchio! JIMINY: Geppetto! Geppetto!
Pinocchio, when a boy is brave, truthful and unselfish,
But then I got kidnapped and was locked in a bird cage,
will be the most life-altering experience you will ever have.
And gotten lost.
(JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
Pinoke, remember what the Blue Fairy said?
PINOCCHIO: Well, almost famous.
The only marionette who can sing and dance without the aid of strings.
Directed by Robert Zemeckis
Psst. Pinocchio. Pinocchio. Listen up.
-Oh, Pinocchio. Pinocchio. -Hello, Pops.
Whoa! (CLEARS THROAT)
(GEPPETTO GRUNTING)
Once upon a time, a long time ago,
(MEOWING)
(PURRING)
I wish...
That's more like it. Yes, I'm the Blue Fairy.
Not ríðikœľusü pųpeís. Pųpeís bíłøŋğ îñ þe pųpei şo.
except the other way, presumably, but that is not a good option.
cuckoo cuckoo
(CHIRPS)
(FIGARO MEOWING)
(KIDS CHATTERING)
(MEOWS)
(GASPS) A wooden boy! Look at that, Gideon. It's amazing.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
-(FIGARO MEOWS) -Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
So he sold all his clocks and he bought a boat.
No, no. "Conscience." Abstract, noun, singular.
No!
And not just an actor. An entrepreneur. Nay, an influencer.
What? Pinoke, what'd she say?
This is a miracle. Pinocchio!
Their thirsty minds rushing to the fountain of knowledge.
Oh, no. What's happening? What do I do?
(COINS CLINKING)
Yeah. My donkey ears are gone.
(AS SABINA) And we want you to be the headliner.
Oh! Oh, no! No. Ah!
You mean more to him than his beloved clocks.
(IN ENGLISH) Ah! I have some very good garbage for you.
What is going on in here?! What is going on in here?!
That's the key to this cage lock. Can you reach it?
Jiminy and I are singing always be my conscience be my guide, and I called him stupid... and I just smashed him!
Fuck you Jiminy! Pinocchio, if you don't shut the fuck up I'll have to punch you in the fathead.
I'm scared Hey mullet head let us out Aw don't worry girls I've prepared a front row seat for you
Open sesame!
JIMINY: Hold up here, Pinoke.
Faster, Pinoke, faster! Spin those clodhoppers.
A catastrophe!
Yes, yes. To me you are belong.
(LAUGHING)
Already, yes. Figaro, do you miss him?
(LAUGHING)
Now we're talking. (CHIRPS) School's that-a-way.
A killjoy who apparently doesn't believe in having fun.
Mmm. Yum-yum-yum-yum!
-GEPPETTO: Jiminy? Who's Jiminy? -My conscience.
(SOFIA SQUAWKS)
I know exactly what's gonna happen to you on this adventure.
I know. A real boy. But guess what?
Happily ever after was never meant to be
I can't believe it. We're so close and yet so far.
Like a bolt out of the blue
Honest John?
And we will treat all the members of our troupe fairly and kindly, and...
You're in the sea, Pinoke. Seawater is salty.
(GEPPETTO GROANS AND SIGHS)
Father, what's that big shining thing?
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
I wasn't even angry anymore! WAH-HA-HO HO HO! I was supposed to be a real-a-boy la la worry and we are! Oh, never mind. You'd throw our perfect dream away.
Did you hurt your leg?
PINOCCHIO: No. I'm going to school
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
(LAUGHS)
Yes, Father, I'm back. I'm coming to you.
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING AND APPLAUDING)
Well, that's him.
(FIGARO YAWNS)
(CHIRPS)
Figaro, Cleo, I've got Father.