Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jiminy and I are singing always be my conscience be my guide, and I called him stupid... and I just smashed him!
Yes, Father, I'm back. I'm coming to you.
(MONSTRO GROWLING)
I want the world to know Nothing ever worries me
A catastrophe!
Jiminy. Where’d he GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
(PURRING)
(KIDS CHATTERING)
HEADMASTER: Out! Get out.
-GEPPETTO: Jiminy? Who's Jiminy? -My conscience.
JIMINY: Hold up here, Pinoke.
Pinoke, remember what the Blue Fairy said?
This is a miracle. Pinocchio!
Faster, Pinoke, faster! Spin those clodhoppers.
It just didn't feel right.
(JIMINY SCREAMING)
Fuck you Jiminy! Pinocchio, if you don't shut the fuck up I'll have to punch you in the fathead.
No!
And we will treat all the members of our troupe fairly and kindly, and...
Yeah. My donkey ears are gone.
-I miss him, too. -(MEOWS)
Well, that's him.
(NOSE SQUEAKS)
Father, what's that big shining thing?
The only marionette who can sing and dance without the aid of strings.
A killjoy who apparently doesn't believe in having fun.
Their thirsty minds rushing to the fountain of knowledge.
(LAUGHING)
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING AND APPLAUDING)
What? Pinoke, what'd she say?
But then I got kidnapped and was locked in a bird cage,
How? How can you walk? How can you talk?
(FIGARO YAWNS)
-Oh, Pinocchio. Pinocchio. -Hello, Pops.
(COINS CLINKING)
I know exactly what's gonna happen to you on this adventure.
cuckoo cuckoo
What is going on in here?! What is going on in here?!
(LAUGHING)
(GEPPETTO GRUNTING)
(AS SABINA) And we want you to be the headliner.
(GEPPETTO GROANS AND SIGHS)
(CHIRPS)
Honest John?
Yes, yes. To me you are belong.
Already, yes. Figaro, do you miss him?
So he sold all his clocks and he bought a boat.
Open sesame!
you want to take to Pleasure Island.
(CHIRPS)
(BRAYS)
I can't believe it. We're so close and yet so far.
Happily ever after was never meant to be
(LAUGHING)
Well, I guess this is it. This is how it ends.
WWWWHHHAAAATTT!
I'm scared Hey mullet head let us out Aw don't worry girls I've prepared a front row seat for you
That's the key to this cage lock. Can you reach it?
GEPPETTO: Pinocchio! JIMINY: Geppetto! Geppetto!
I'm scared Hey mullet head let us out Aw don't worry girls I've prepared a front row seat for you
And not just an actor. An entrepreneur. Nay, an influencer.
(FIGARO MEOWING)
You mean more to him than his beloved clocks.
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
That's more like it. Yes, I'm the Blue Fairy.
will be the most life-altering experience you will ever have.
She brings to those who love
(JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
PINOCCHIO: No. I'm going to school
No, no. "Conscience." Abstract, noun, singular.
Oh! Oh, no! No. Ah!
Once upon a time, a long time ago,
(IN ENGLISH) Ah! I have some very good garbage for you.
(GASPS SOFTLY)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Now we're talking. (CHIRPS) School's that-a-way.
And gotten lost.
You're in the sea, Pinoke. Seawater is salty.
(GASPS) A wooden boy! Look at that, Gideon. It's amazing.
except the other way, presumably, but that is not a good option.
(LAUGHING)
Guy: Out! Get out!
(CHIRPING)
School is for real children.
I wasn't even angry anymore! WAH-HA-HO HO HO! I was supposed to be a real-a-boy la la worry and we are! Oh, never mind. You'd throw our perfect dream away.
(LAUGHS)
I know. A real boy. But guess what?
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Did you hurt your leg?
I wish...
Directed by Robert Zemeckis
Their secret longing
PINOCCHIO: Well, almost famous.
No, we're not. Positive thinking, Jiminy.
-(FIGARO MEOWS) -Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
(SOFIA SQUAWKS)
Psst. Pinocchio. Pinocchio. Listen up.
I'm scared Hey mullet head let us out Aw don't worry girls I've prepared a front row seat for you
Like a bolt out of the blue
(MEOWING)
Whoa! (CLEARS THROAT)
Figaro, Cleo, I've got Father.
Mmm. Yum-yum-yum-yum!
(MEOWS)
Oh, no. What's happening? What do I do?
Pinocchio, when a boy is brave, truthful and unselfish,
(SCREAMING)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)