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Stay and play with your friends, Gary.
- the book that Joseph Smith found. - Who's Joseph Smith?
if I should be a Protestant or a Catholic or what,
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
With chocolate frosting!
Hey! My family's on their way over to the fire station to donate blood!
Yeah! I'm gonna kick his ass!
but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion
- What's that? - That's when we don't allow any TV
So what do you guys wanna do?
in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense,
Dum Dum Dum DUm Dready !!!
Look, we painted our faces!
Yeah! Go, Stan! Go, Stan!
Did you get the nurse
Dum dum dum dum dum
- Well, Stan, it's all a matter of faith. - No, it's a matter of logic!
Here comes my family now!
Oh, boy! Who is the best mom in the world?
I'm really, truly sorry, Mr Marsh. It won't happen again.
Martin Harris Dumb, da-dumb
So, how'd it go, Clubber Lang? You kick Mr Harrison's ass?
and they said I should start my own church
My son was having a little problem with our new religion.
I sure am. The name's Gary.
And the Lord said he's very angry with me
- He's a peckerface, that's what he is! - Go kick his ass, Stan.
All right, Martin. Let's get to work.
If you're gonna say things that have been proven wrong,
which I can then read to you.
- Yeah! - All right!
- Randy, don't cause trouble. - Let me handle this, Sharon.
If Joseph Smith really is translating off of golden plates,
Find it, and fulfil your destiny.
We have a new student joining us today who has just moved here from Utah.
so I made you a new one.