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Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Stay and play with your friends, Gary.
Look, we painted our faces!
- Randy, don't cause trouble. - Let me handle this, Sharon.
Martin Harris Dumb, da-dumb
With chocolate frosting!
- Well, Stan, it's all a matter of faith. - No, it's a matter of logic!
Did you get the nurse
- What's that? - That's when we don't allow any TV
Yeah! Go, Stan! Go, Stan!
Hey! My family's on their way over to the fire station to donate blood!
So what do you guys wanna do?
- He's a peckerface, that's what he is! - Go kick his ass, Stan.
in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense,
- the book that Joseph Smith found. - Who's Joseph Smith?
Dum Dum Dum DUm Dready !!!
Oh, boy! Who is the best mom in the world?
Dum dum dum dum dum
If Joseph Smith really is translating off of golden plates,
I sure am. The name's Gary.
So, how'd it go, Clubber Lang? You kick Mr Harrison's ass?
And the Lord said he's very angry with me
Find it, and fulfil your destiny.
My son was having a little problem with our new religion.
All right, Martin. Let's get to work.
If you're gonna say things that have been proven wrong,
Here comes my family now!
Yeah! I'm gonna kick his ass!
which I can then read to you.
I'm really, truly sorry, Mr Marsh. It won't happen again.
and they said I should start my own church
but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion
if I should be a Protestant or a Catholic or what,
- Yeah! - All right!
We have a new student joining us today who has just moved here from Utah.
so I made you a new one.