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- He's a peckerface, that's what he is! - Go kick his ass, Stan.
- Randy, don't cause trouble. - Let me handle this, Sharon.
Hey! My family's on their way over to the fire station to donate blood!
Here comes my family now!
- Yeah! - All right!
So what do you guys wanna do?
And the Lord said he's very angry with me
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense,
Dum dum dum dum dum
If Joseph Smith really is translating off of golden plates,
which I can then read to you.
Yeah! Go, Stan! Go, Stan!
Stay and play with your friends, Gary.
- the book that Joseph Smith found. - Who's Joseph Smith?
so I made you a new one.
if I should be a Protestant or a Catholic or what,
We have a new student joining us today who has just moved here from Utah.
Yeah! I'm gonna kick his ass!
With chocolate frosting!
If you're gonna say things that have been proven wrong,
My son was having a little problem with our new religion.
Oh, boy! Who is the best mom in the world?
- What's that? - That's when we don't allow any TV
So, how'd it go, Clubber Lang? You kick Mr Harrison's ass?
but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion
Look, we painted our faces!
Dum Dum Dum DUm Dready !!!
I'm really, truly sorry, Mr Marsh. It won't happen again.
Did you get the nurse
Martin Harris Dumb, da-dumb
- Well, Stan, it's all a matter of faith. - No, it's a matter of logic!
All right, Martin. Let's get to work.
and they said I should start my own church
I sure am. The name's Gary.