Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See? That's what happened to me!
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
and please keep our bellies full of yum-yums and luscious goodies.
- Oh, dude, what a little asshole. - Yeah, screw that kid.
Joseph Smith was called a prophet Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
- Here's Stan's little girlfriend now. - Hey, guys.
Jesus lived here in America?
When you’re in Congress But don’t understand how it works.
Yeah.
Looks like I don't have a class full of retards any more,
Another new testament of Jesus Christ!
Well, yeah, sure. Why would he make that up?
because what the church teaches now is loving your family,
In America? Really? That sounds kind of...
- 1969! - Very good, Gary.
And that's how the Book of Mormon was written
THE RICE KRISPIE SQUARES ARE DONE!!!
- and I don't even know what that is. - All right, that does it.
Sure.
Being candid about it
Mr Harrison said that I need to be following Heavenly Father's plan,
Goddamn religious kooks! Tell my son what to believe, will you?
- Yeah! - Hooray for the Marshes!
Well, look, my kid was just over at your house, and he...
Well, Stan, God and Jesus don't actually speak to people.
- Who? - Shut up, turd! We're watching Friends!
These are the Native Americans you know today.
Hey, there! You wanna kick the ball around with me?
- Well, thanks... - Karen just finished baking
and I'm just gonna need a little bit to pay for the publishing costs.
Dumb, da-dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
I wrote it all down, and we're gonna publish it into a book!
Well, it's just that the Harrisons are really nice people,
I found them! I found them!
all Native Americans were white.
so I went out to the woods.