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See? That's what happened to me!
- Here's Stan's little girlfriend now. - Hey, guys.
- Yeah! - Hooray for the Marshes!
Joseph Smith was called a prophet Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Sure.
Looks like I don't have a class full of retards any more,
And that's how the Book of Mormon was written
- 1969! - Very good, Gary.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
and please keep our bellies full of yum-yums and luscious goodies.
Mr Harrison said that I need to be following Heavenly Father's plan,
Well, Stan, God and Jesus don't actually speak to people.
I wrote it all down, and we're gonna publish it into a book!
Dumb, da-dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Well, yeah, sure. Why would he make that up?
so I went out to the woods.
When you’re in Congress But don’t understand how it works.
Another new testament of Jesus Christ!
Yeah.
Goddamn religious kooks! Tell my son what to believe, will you?
- Oh, dude, what a little asshole. - Yeah, screw that kid.
THE RICE KRISPIE SQUARES ARE DONE!!!
Well, it's just that the Harrisons are really nice people,
because what the church teaches now is loving your family,
These are the Native Americans you know today.
Being candid about it
and I'm just gonna need a little bit to pay for the publishing costs.
Well, look, my kid was just over at your house, and he...
- Who? - Shut up, turd! We're watching Friends!
Jesus lived here in America?
In America? Really? That sounds kind of...
- and I don't even know what that is. - All right, that does it.
Hey, there! You wanna kick the ball around with me?
- Well, thanks... - Karen just finished baking
I found them! I found them!
all Native Americans were white.