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and you just stop chasing your dreams.
Teleports you to wherever you throw it.
How'd you learn how to do that?
Henry, breakfast is ready.
Finally.
That is next-level.
Hrr.
Yeah.
I'm ordering you to make a full man sandwich!
Oh, crap.
You had your chance.
The Orb is with four Roundlings.
Ha-hah!
He's not answering.
I feel like you get me, and you're an incredible listener.
Whoa!
You got those good Frodo vibes, kid.
Yeah, it is.
Wait, wait, wait. Hold up, hold up.
Okay, let's get you to your first class.
Something's going down.
To what do we owe this pleasure?
Whatever. I barely think about it.
Two loose cannons, wearing turquoise blouses.
Yeah!
You're gonna love this next unit.
of conventional speech.
Ahh...
"Never, under any circumstances, combine the Orb and Crystal."
I got you some body spray.
He was supposed to be home hours ago.
Call me if you need anything.
Yeah!
No.
I thought you wanted me to seem normal.
Hey! Get back here! We need a map!
What the--? You gotta be kidding me!
I was trying to make three floors,
Bro, you had Tots the whole time?
Yeah, man! Whoo!
- But-- - Buh-bye.
You are literally the worst person in the entire world.
Don't do anything stupid.
Now I understand why you kept yourself so filthy and smelly,
Huh.
Smells like banana bread and poo.
Okay.
The first floor is loaded with Vindicators.
A little desperate for day one, don't you think?
Wait, does this mean you're firing me?
I've been tracking your scent from two biomes away.
But it didn't really work out.
That's where the Earth Crystal is,
♪ Laughing ♪
you have failed me for the last time.
That's literally the answer I charge money for.
Yeah!
Mm-hm.
What are you making?
I...
Every minute knowing you
♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
You go first. I'll cover your six.
Hank! Did you get the Earth Crystal?
Huh.
It opened a portal to another world.
Zero limits. You know what I'm talking about.
Seize them!
But you gotta bungee the lid
Check it out. New kid thinks he's a rocket scientist.
Show us what you got, Henry.
Danger. Whatever.
Well, yes, it's a big deal. Get it done!
No!
Looky, looky here.
Between us, I used Steve's water bucket trick.
under my waterbed.
I got something for you.
You got this, Dennis, I love you!
We're talking.
Goodbye.
What does that mean?
Start slapping, Hank!
Listen, I'm gonna give you a hot Garbage tip.
Sorry.
has been a horror-show waste of time.
I'm not doing well.