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It's a hell of a lot longer when you're innocent.
- Over ten bucks? - Yeah.
Your bank account after Christmas shopping is spendng..
I the zappy
I don't even want Jell-O. Lou ruin my stomach.
You punk ass You bitch
Make 'em throw you strikes.
They come here, must've been 1932.
That's a terrible story.
When them liquor house shots hit yo ass
Y'all like to talk. I'm lonely, and I like to talk too.
This fella looks like he’s dead!
They'll find we do things different here.
Maybe I ought to eat your corn bread
- You need collateral. - What, you think I ain't got collateral?
Four treys.
- Man! - Shit, that's like... Wait a minute.
Claude Banks going to the tonk!
Right now! I mean right now!
What the hell kind of job you got?
I think that'll cover it.
- I got access to that. - Is that some more of your bathtub brew?
I hope you know I don't owe you a damn thing.
Hey! What the fuck is this?
'Can't get right.'
I think you made your point, whatever that is.
- What you gonna do? - No man calls me soft. I hate that!
Hey Geko Is this you?
I'm tired boss!
I ain't aggravating nobody.
That come out of somebody's asshole, so go on, enjoy.
That's something to see there. That was a sight to see.
I've never heard of a man settin' out to be a bank teller.
Now come on!
What makes you think that ain't work?
King J during inventory
He got my daddy's watch! He killed Winston Hancock!
Idk. They prolly sleep!!
We ain't got no wallflowers in Camp 8.
They got old.
Not over no corn bread.
- Which ones there? - That's the Yankees right there.
@BaseShop #100×100
If it wasn't for you, I'd be home now about to have a hot meal.
Hey boss She ain't working
It helps keep the cholesterol down.
I mentioned you. I mentioned both of you.
She Said She Tired Boss
He's the reason I'm in here. He's got a record a mile long.
This here is Biscuit. This is New York City One...
I look very dapper, very debonair, don't I?
What d'ya say?
You mean this is not Ray and Claude in these two boxes?
How much it’s gon cost me to turn the GA pie int DJ pie
JAYLYN, YOU GON EAT YO CORNBREAD HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIECYPOO. I LOVE YOU
I call him Satchmo, and he come by whenever he in town.
- Ah, Winston. ...Winston.
Closed
Give MuNaay
We rushed in. We was really hungry, so we missed it.
What do you think we oughta do to teach 'em a lesson?
I'd been here a good while when they come.
Excuse me.
Yeah, that's how it goes, brother.
I damn near lived in the Cotton Club. It's all right.
I'm shippin' out this afternoon.
Top shelf.
What the hell difference does it make?
No, im afraid not..
...but if you cut off my fingers, you won't get nothing.
...I happen to work for a very important man back East.
it used to be ashley gallagmarry ryan orchrocki off and vanquish the clutches of the evil zak mermaid but he quit so it would be gayle barville taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Listen up, jigaboo!
HEY BOSS HE AIN’T WORKIN
Sorry, boss.
Cut the shit and tell me what you want.
who's filling in for amy winehouse? ashley gallagher.
I need a volunteer!
Hey boss she ain’t working always on FB while at work
Either one of you new fellas know how to read?
Come on. Think.
She was in a tight spot. Her mama needs this operation.
Claude...
Over to the morgue, up the hill to the cemetery.
You prisoners are now inside the gun line.
Yall leave that girl alone
It's amazing what Ray can do with potato skins and some molasses.
- Hey, Claude! - What?
Ray! I know your club got gambling.
Poker. Wouldn't be a club without some dice.
She don't mean nothin' to him. Don't pay that no mind.
Jangle Leg! What the hell I tell you about pitchin' woo on the job, boy?
I never thought I’d see the day That ol Tav give up hope
It's a hell of a day for a ball game.
You had just said I was...
Kiss my ass.
Poise, my ass.
Tell Em Bout tha Rocketcity boss
Welcome San Francisco Fans To the sit your ass down room
I don't believe this 'before Abe' shit.
Welcome Georgia To the sitcho ass down room
Hehehehehehehe
- Reward? - There's people there having a good time.
I don't like you swellin' all up.
Let me tell you something. Listen. Monday, you can go be a bank teller.
- Find the card. - Don't nobody wanna hit?
I don't need you to take up for me.
We'll catch you on the radio!
- Look at the way she glows. - She is pretty, isn't she?
Take that back, or we ain't friends no more.
I'M NOT YOUR BOSS NOT ANYMORE
Tell em about the RSI, boos.
All fucked up.
...SIGH...